And I'm For Whom the LOL Tolls!

as young boy on Tatooine Im sure one of his faves was "The Suns Also Rise."



sign in Palpatines Library: "Reading is Fundemented!"

Now if I could just get Hemingway to write something amusing to put in this comment....

Sometimes you could hear Vader whistles Sinatra's "All of Me" tune.

Or "I Do it My Way!"

Or the Naboo classic. The Gooberfisherman & the Sea

Didja hear that Anakin Skywalker started reading Hemingway?

He was betrayed and murdered by Darth Vader, who was a pupil of mine until he turned to reading.

I'm telling you, books are evil.

I haven't read Hemingway yet somehow I have avoided him is school. The force must be with me...

And I have to post this. It's the best one yet.

Now that's downright cruel but damn funny!!!

And I'm For Whom the LOL Tolls!

Back when I was considering turning this into a Top Ten, the best I could come up with was Fortuna Bell Tolls.

as young boy on Tatooine Im sure one of his faves was "The Suns Also Rise."

That was also on the list! Great minds and all that, Deej.

sign in Palpatines Library: "Reading is Fundemented!"

I wonder if he had books burned...
Somewhere, I had a few of those "Read, and the Force is with you" posters. I should try to find 'em!

Now if I could just get Hemingway to write something amusing to put in this comment....

He wasn't the laugh-a-minute type, so I wouldn't hold yer breath.

Sometimes you could hear Vader whistles Sinatra's "All of Me" tune.

At least he had an appreciation of the classics!
And Obi-Wan was totally Dino.

Or "I Do it My Way!"

Strangulations, I've had a few...
But then again, too few to mention...

Or the Naboo classic. The Gooberfisherman & the Sea

That's better than mine: The Old Man and the C-3PO: An Uncle Owen Adventure!

He was betrayed and murdered by Darth Vader, who was a pupil of mine until he turned to reading.

Hooked on Phonics worked for me! It also destroyed the galaxy!

I haven't read Hemingway yet somehow I have avoided him is school.

I liked him back in HS. At least his stuff wasn't long or wordy.

And I have to post this. It's the best one yet.

I have to wonder -- doesn't that look just the least bit staged?

Now that's downright cruel but damn funny!!!

I'd have settled for either one.

This joke makes me want to get drunk and move to the Florida Keys.

I heard Obi Wan's favorite was The Old Man and the Dune Sea.

I haven't read Hemingway yet somehow I have avoided him is school.

I liked him back in HS. At least his stuff wasn't long or wordy. I read Hemingway last year for English. We read The Old Man and the Sea. Good joke buddy!

Somewhere, I had a few of those "Read, and the Force is with you" posters. I should try to find 'em!

My 8th grade English teacher had a home made poster that said metaphors be with you with a picture of yoda on Dagobah.

Stooge is going all intellectual on us.

Good one!

I thought is was the Flames of Wrath.

Hands and legs off to you Stooge!

I never had to read Hemmingway so I never did!

The Old Man and the Dune Sea.


Dammit man! THERE'S the joke i was trying to come up with earlier ...I just couldnt...ahem...SEA it LOL....

LMAO!

By George, you may have just come up with the perfect diet plan!

This joke makes me want to get drunk and move to the Florida Keys.

Ha!
Just don't bring your shotgun.

I heard Obi Wan's favorite was The Old Man and the Dune Sea.

Brilliant!

I read Hemingway last year for English. We read The Old Man and the Sea.

Gotta love a reading assignment that comes in under a hundred pages, right?

My 8th grade English teacher had a home made poster that said metaphors be with you with a picture of yoda on Dagobah

OMG, that's awesome! Wish I'd thought of it.

Stooge is going all intellectual on us.

Don't worry, it's back to poopy jokes soon enough.

I thought is was the Flames of Wrath.

Good line, wrong author.

I never had to read Hemmingway so I never did!

Hard to argue than that!

Dammit man! THERE'S the joke i was trying to come up with earlier ...

I know! He's good.

By George, you may have just come up with the perfect diet plan!

No arms, no way to feed?
Clearly, you've never eaten at a trough...

And of course, Jabba's favorite was To Have And Have Snot.....

Hands down, a terrific joke, Stooge.

I read Hemingway last year for English. We read The Old Man and the Sea.

Gotta love a reading assignment that comes in under a hundred pages, right?
Wrong! I like long books, but I can do short ones just fine. Like right now, I'm read ing The Return of the King by J.R.R. Tolkien. First time reading them, AMAZINGLY GOOD!! Just like the films.

Since when were we talking about authors?

Well, you gotta hand it to him - he's got good taste.

Reminds me of the scene in Evil Dead 2...

Stooge is going all intellectual on us.

Don't worry, it's back to poopy jokes soon enough.

Stick with what you're best at

And of course, Jabba's favorite was To Have And Have Snot.....

Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!
Love it!

Hands down, a terrific joke, Stooge.

Ahoy!

Wrong! I like long books

I stand corrected.

Since when were we talking about authors?

Uhhhhhh... okay then.

Well, you gotta hand it to him - he's got good taste.

And he tasted good toasted!

... this thing on?

Stick with what you're best at

Juggling cats?

And he tasted good toasted!

Huh?

Oh!

Wait a sec....

how do you know?