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 Didja hear that Jar Jar was afraid of the cemetery?
Yeah... he was getten bury, bury scared.
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Darth Draconius A Lot of Limericks and Nonsense
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date Posted: Apr 30, 2008 12:20 PM
One plot of ground to inter Jar Jar's remains: $4,000
One grave-marker: $1,000
Knowing that we'll never have to see Jar Jar again: R.I.P. (Revenge is Priceless)
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germanspeakingjedi 235
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date Posted: Apr 30, 2008 12:30 PM
One plot of ground to inter Jar Jar's remains: $4,000
One grave-marker: $1,000
Knowing that we'll never have to see Jar Jar again: R.I.P. (Revenge is Priceless)
There are some things credits can't buy. For everything else, there is Stooge! AWSOME! I've been having a stressfull week at school, so this helped cheer me up! THANKS!
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zach starwalker
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date Posted: Apr 30, 2008 1:04 PM
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FAN4YRS A Rebel's Ramblings
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date Posted: Apr 30, 2008 1:42 PM
Jar Jar Binks. He's almost nine-years-old (in May) and next year he'll have been with us a decade. That's a long time to remain a controversy.
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NecRomance
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date Posted: Apr 30, 2008 3:30 PM
Rather than making a philosophical and perhaps insightful essay about a natural fear of death and the dead, and what an unbearable confrontation with the harsh reality of life, death and misery in an insignificant place like Naboo means for a (former) outcast; to walk among the altars to friends and family members both long gone and recently departed -- you go and make a joke about it like that?
I laughed my behind off.

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The Stooge Star Wars Joke-A-Day
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date Posted: Apr 30, 2008 4:53 PM
You kill me!
Your name isn't Padme, is it?
But strangely enough, he enjoyed the moysoleum....
Zing!
Dig it, baby.
This job doesn't pay very well, but I do get to meet lots of interesting people!
You could be mistranslating. He may have actually been frightened of a certain flavor of Captain Crunch cereal or Kool-aid.
Good Lord! Imagine if the Cap'n and the Kool-Aid guy had a kid. What kind of horrible, food-shilling mascot would result?
One plot of ground to inter Jar Jar's remains: $4,000
One grave-marker: $1,000
One Gungan mass grave... um, I mean, hi, how are you?
Knowing that we'll never have to see Jar Jar again: R.I.P. (Revenge is Priceless)
Ha!
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The Stooge Star Wars Joke-A-Day
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date Posted: Apr 30, 2008 4:53 PM
which is kind of odd considering that when he met the Jedi he became an Underwater Taker....
Ahoy!
There are some things credits can't buy. For everything else, there is Stooge!
I realize I'm cheap, but this is ridiculous!
Too bad this isn't canon
Shot out of an airlock, shot out of a canon... little difference.
Jar Jar Binks. He's almost nine-years-old (in May) and next year he'll have been with us a decade.
Happy birthday Mr. Binks!
That's a long time to remain a controversy.
Star Wars always has had remarkable staying power. 
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The Stooge Star Wars Joke-A-Day
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date Posted: Apr 30, 2008 4:53 PM
Do you like guacamole?
I get the feeling there's no right answer here.
Rather than making a philosophical and perhaps insightful essay about a natural fear of death and the dead, and what an unbearable confrontation with the harsh reality of life, death and misery in an insignificant place like Naboo means for a (former) outcast; to walk among the altars to friends and family members both long gone and recently departed -- you go and make a joke about it like that?

And that's quite a run-on... you getting an early start on our next challenge?
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zach starwalker
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date Posted: Apr 30, 2008 7:20 PM
And that's quite a run-on... you getting an early start on our next challenge?
Challenge? What challenge? Is it a test of knowledge. Stupidity. Wit. Hatred. Seriousness. Pick four.
Oh and I think this is needed. By the way folks all of you going to prom dont drink and drive because I dont want to see another mock DWI crash in real life again.
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NecRomance
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date Posted: May 01, 2008 2:19 AM
And that's quite a run-on... you getting an early start on our next challenge?
These are my practice runs, although I didn't realize it before; it must have been getting through to my subconscious mind after all the times I've thought about this and I must admit, it's not that hard to have a run-on run on like this and yes, I, too, foresee the use of many semicolons and other useful punctuation marks to make long run-ons more readable.
Challenge? What challenge?
*waves hand* Nothing, you didn't see anything; Jedi business, back to your drinks -- yes, drinks; I'm getting you another one. 
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Yodafett117
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date Posted: May 01, 2008 3:37 AM
ex-squeeze me takes a whole new definition
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The Stooge Star Wars Joke-A-Day
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date Posted: May 01, 2008 11:10 AM
Stooge your fabulous
You should see me in heels!
I'm listening to "Jar Jar's Introduction/ The Swim to Otoh Gunga" right now! Weird!!
Nah. I planned it that way.
What challenge? Is it a test of knowledge. Stupidity. Wit. Hatred. Seriousness. Pick four.
How can I choose from among my children?
I've thought about this and I must admit, it's not that hard to have a run-on run on like this and yes, I, too, foresee the use of many semicolons and other useful punctuation marks to make long run-ons more readable.
Says you. 
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The Stooge Star Wars Joke-A-Day
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date Posted: May 01, 2008 11:11 AM
*waves hand* Nothing, you didn't see anything; Jedi business, back to your drinks
Ha!
ex-squeeze me takes a whole new definition
Yikes!
Can't we just leave him in the cemetary?
Not if doesn't go there in the first place, remember?
just as long as he wasn't getting bury-ied alive. You know how I like Jar Jar.
You and me both! Heck, I like anyone who makes my ears looks small.
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darthgrievious93 Hey, Ho, Let's Go!
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date Posted: May 01, 2008 4:26 PM
I feel like there's no right answer here.
Eh?
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