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 What roams the galaxy giving out free legal advice?
An Imperial Pro Bono droid!
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http://blogs.starwars.com/joke/609 |

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usetheforce19 MasterMonkey13
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date Posted: May 01, 2008 10:50 AM
Sorry to say I don't really get the joke. I guess I'm not very legal-savvy. The blog roll is made of older bloggers who have recently returned the Outer Rim territories. Right?
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Yodafett117
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date Posted: May 01, 2008 11:41 AM
Well, I didn't hit it that hard, so why did I get that court order in the mail?
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Jedi Master Mina Jedi blogging, go back to your drinks!
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date Posted: May 01, 2008 11:57 AM
Wow, where the hell is everybody...* looks around for blogger responses*...I have a baaaaaaadddddddd feeling about this Stoogie...
Don't matter, the QUEEN has made an appearance. And I shall rule all of the blogs...
Imperial Pro Bono droid...You've been served. This message will self destruct in 10 seconds...LOL.
Doesn't it always work that way with free services? The #### blows up afterwards.
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zach starwalker
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date Posted: May 01, 2008 12:11 PM
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DJ Maul: Got Feet? DJ Maul's Dancin' Cantina Party
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date Posted: May 01, 2008 12:52 PM
Does that make it a fan of U2?
Curse you, you stole my joke dangit.....You will of course be hearing from MY lawyers on that I assure you....
An Imperial Pro Bono droid!
lemme guess....R2-Sue-U
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germanspeakingjedi 235
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date Posted: May 01, 2008 1:09 PM
I don't get it. What does Bono have to do with legal stuff? Anywho, nice job!
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NecRomance
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date Posted: May 01, 2008 1:52 PM
At least it's less dangerous than the Imperial Proto Colt .45 droid. I hope.
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zach starwalker
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date Posted: May 01, 2008 3:55 PM
Does that make it a fan of U2?
Curse you, you stole my joke dangit.....You will of course be hearing from MY lawyers on that I assure you....
I'll defend him. You will be crying by the time I'm done. I'm not joking that happened in the middle of one of my court cases. The girl just sat their looking like I was going to kill her and then I said something about not calling the police and she just burst out crying. Automatic win for me.
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darthgrievious93 Hey, Ho, Let's Go!
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date Posted: May 01, 2008 4:23 PM
IN THE NAME OF LOVE!
Wait...
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The Stooge Star Wars Joke-A-Day
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date Posted: May 01, 2008 6:11 PM
Sorry to say I don't really get the joke. I guess I'm not very legal-savvy.
Get arrested a few times, then you'll get it!
The blog roll is made of older bloggers who have recently returned the Outer Rim territories.
Right-o!
Well, mostly. It's not done yet.
Free legal advice?! It must've had a self-destruct.....
I know, right? It's almost like an oxymoron.
Well, I didn't hit it that hard, so why did I get that court order in the mail?
You've been served, suckah!
Ut-oh, it's giving free legal advice without a license!! Destroy it!!
Maybe it should go to the Mos Eisley Cantina!
Y'know... to pass the bar?

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The Stooge Star Wars Joke-A-Day
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date Posted: May 01, 2008 6:11 PM
I will make it legal!
I almost used that as my title! Great minds, and all that.
Doesn't it always work that way with free services? The #### blows up afterwards.
You get what ya pay for, Mama always said. 'Course, she's something of a cynic...
Pro bono droid? Does that make it a fan of U2?
Ha! Didn't even think of that. If I had, I'd've picked a better pic.
The Courts will take even longer than the Senate to decide if this is funny . . .
Somehow, I don't think I'll like their decision.
I dont get it and I have been doing legal work in school lately.
Huh? Legal work in high school?
Call 1-800-ORD ER66
Operators are standing by... to KEEL YOU DEAD!
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The Stooge Star Wars Joke-A-Day
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date Posted: May 01, 2008 6:12 PM
you stole my joke dangit.....You will of course be hearing from MY lawyers on that I assure you....
You can now sue for stealing thoughts?
Finally. Look out, Jerry Springer, I'm comin' for ya!
lemme guess....R2-Sue-U
Reminds me of that joke: heard about the Jewish/Japanese restaurant?
... it's called So Sue Me.
(Hey, that kills in the Catskills!)
What does Bono have to do with legal stuff?
I gots no idea.
At least it's less dangerous than the Imperial Proto Colt .45 droid. I hope.
Is that a Lando joke? Why you slimy, double-crossin'...
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The Stooge Star Wars Joke-A-Day
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date Posted: May 01, 2008 6:12 PM
The girl just sat their looking like I was going to kill her and then I said something about not calling the police and she just burst out crying.
Dude, if there's that much sexual tension between you two, why not just ask her out?
Heeee
Hey jk!
IN THE NAME OF LOVE!
At least you didn't call this joke an Atomic Bomb...
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zach starwalker
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date Posted: May 01, 2008 6:29 PM
The girl just sat their looking like I was going to kill her and then I said something about not calling the police and she just burst out crying.
Dude, if there's that much sexual tension between you two, why not just ask her out?
This was the middle of court on a case about a runner. I didnt even know the girl. Now that I read that it doesnt sound right. But we were in court
For a quick overview: a runner was hit by a speeding car by someone who may or may not be drunk. The driver got home without calling the police. I'll get you the transcript someday.
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Premonition_45
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date Posted: May 01, 2008 6:46 PM
Thank the maker it wasn't a Pro Cher droid...
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FAN4YRS A Rebel's Ramblings
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date Posted: May 01, 2008 6:55 PM
It's programs like this that make the Empire seem benevolent.
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DarthBroccoli Search your feelings, you know it to be true.
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date Posted: May 01, 2008 7:05 PM
I was gonna say Yaddle. Cause it sounds kinda Jewish, and Jews are often stereotyped as being lawyers... in case you didn't already know.
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darthgrievious93 Hey, Ho, Let's Go!
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date Posted: May 01, 2008 9:02 PM
Funny but was dismantled. But don't stop watering that tree, Joshua. ACHTUNG! Oh, excuse me, baby. Now, who's ready for war, boy?
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The Stooge Star Wars Joke-A-Day
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date Posted: May 01, 2008 11:50 PM
Now that I read that it doesnt sound right. But we were in court
... but not in school? I'm still confused.
Thank the maker it wasn't a Pro Cher droid...
Amen!
Though she was good in Moonstruck.
It's programs like this that make the Empire seem benevolent.
Law firms, too.
he, he, he!
Woo hoo!
I was gonna say Yaddle.
Yaddle, Yaddle, Yaddle...
Cause it sounds kinda Jewish, and Jews are often stereotyped as being lawyers... in case you didn't already know.
Hey, I got a bro in law school, I know.
Funny but was dismantled.
But don't stop watering that tree, Joshua. ACHTUNG!
I'm gonna stop this now, with or without you.
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zach starwalker
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date Posted: May 02, 2008 6:59 PM
Now that I read that it doesnt sound right. But we were in court
... but not in school? I'm still confused.
At court and at a school function. Here is the case. Its kind of big...
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