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Star Wars Joke-A-Day

by: The Stooge

date posted: May 04, 2008 10:09 AM

Sy's Sneakers

Which brand of gym shoes were worn by Tatooine musicians?

Max Reeboks!

http://blogs.starwars.com/joke/611

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	darthgrievious93 Hey, Ho, Let's Go!
date Posted: May 04, 2008 10:26 AM I heard Darth Sidious was a big fan of those Chuck Traitors.

	Sarlacc-Pitt Slowly Digested Over A Thousand Blogs
date Posted: May 04, 2008 10:26 AM This joke stinks....

	GalacticBabe I Have a Bad Feeling About This!
date Posted: May 04, 2008 10:31 AM hee hee Sorry, that's the best I got. Jet lag. Missed you in SF!

	nob01 Oil Bath Bubbles
date Posted: May 04, 2008 10:35 AM Ah, a running gag.

	FAN4YRS A Rebel's Ramblings
date Posted: May 04, 2008 10:50 AM To quote Sy from the original "Return of the Jedi": Owwww!

	zach starwalker
date Posted: May 04, 2008 11:17 AM I dont have anything witty to add. Never said it wasn't funny though...

	jediprincess77 I Don't Know Where You Get Your Delusions...
date Posted: May 04, 2008 11:39 AM This joke knocked my socks off!

	Jade Sabre777 A luminous being, I am...
date Posted: May 04, 2008 12:42 PM So THAT'S where the foul stench is coming from!

	XerrolNightstinger
date Posted: May 04, 2008 1:35 PM And the shoes preferred by jedi.... Aniken Airwalkers

	Jedi Temple Acolyte Idealistic Crusade
date Posted: May 04, 2008 1:47 PM [Garth in Reebok gear]It's like people only do these things because they get paid. And that's just really sad.[/Garth in Reebok gear]

	NecRomance
date Posted: May 04, 2008 2:53 PM This joke kicks b*tt -- though I'd rather watch the dancer's attire. Now don't go mistaking me for an intergalactic fashion expert.

	Noah773
date Posted: May 04, 2008 4:40 PM Happy Star Wars Day everyone!

	germanspeakingjedi 235
date Posted: May 04, 2008 4:54 PM NICE! Can you try to do more clothing related ones please? You know, Lando wore Loboks! (pun on Lobot).

	leia19886 Some One get this big walking carpet out of my way
date Posted: May 04, 2008 6:21 PM Sorry, that's all I've got!

The Stooge
Star Wars Joke-A-Day

date Posted: May 04, 2008 7:54 PM

I heard Darth Sidious was a big fan of those Chuck Traitors.

Just don't cross him...

This joke stinks....

Ahoy!
And for the record, I wear Crocs.

Missed you in SF!

And you I... not that I was in SF, but I did miss ya. Next time!

Ah, a running gag.

That's much better than the joke!

To quote Sy from the original "Return of the Jedi":
Owwww!

Ah, Sy Classic, back when there were strings attached!

The Stooge
Star Wars Joke-A-Day

date Posted: May 04, 2008 7:54 PM

Never said it wasn't funny though...

I'll admit, I larfed out loud!

This joke knocked my socks off!

Zing!
That's why I wear sandles.

So THAT'S where the foul stench is coming from!

Hey ho! Those Tarkin boots were pretty heavy-duty...

Aniken Airwalkers

Ha! I have been upstaged, and I'm lovin' it!

[Garth in Reebok gear]It's like people only do these things because they get paid. And that's just really sad.[/Garth in Reebok gear]

Party time! Excellent!

The Stooge
Star Wars Joke-A-Day

date Posted: May 04, 2008 7:54 PM

This joke kicks b*tt -- though I'd rather watch the dancer's attire.

I figured everyone would enjoy the pic, if not necessarily the pun.

Happy Star Wars Day everyone!

jk said it best!

Can you try to do more clothing related ones please?

You give me too much credit... it's not like I plan these in advance...

Sorry, that's all I've got!

It's enough.

	jkthunder Seven Pieces
date Posted: May 04, 2008 9:00 PM Yowza!

	Yodafett117
date Posted: May 05, 2008 2:26 AM Never said it wasn't funny though... Wow.

	Yodafett117
date Posted: May 05, 2008 2:28 AM Never said it wasn't funny though... That must have been a nice lesson for the schoolkids: "And that, kids, is why alcohol is bad for you" "Uh-oh. Jimmy's dad got drunk again"

	Darth_Hiram A Journey into The Force
date Posted: May 05, 2008 4:14 AM Great joke Stooge, this one's got sole!

	JediMelindaWolf Try not. Do. Or do not. There is no try.
date Posted: May 05, 2008 7:20 AM I'd walk a mile in those shoes! I called my hubby for another reason when I meandered this way, Stooge, and led off our conversation with this. Always enjoying a good pun (and SW, to boot!), he got it right away. I, on the other hand . . . (the brain is too cloudy this morning. At least that's the excuse I'm using. ) Good one!!! MTFBWY

	Darth Draconius A Lot of Limericks and Nonsense
date Posted: May 05, 2008 9:04 AM Conversely, Stooge, this joke was sketchy at best. However, on second thought, it could bring a New Balance to the Force. I must say, though, my wife prefers her Leia Gear shoes to Reeboks any day, and I've always been partial to my Ani-das shoes.

The Stooge
Star Wars Joke-A-Day

date Posted: May 05, 2008 4:47 PM

Yowza!

Classic!

"Uh-oh. Jimmy's dad got drunk again"

I wouldn't go pickin' on Jimmy...

this one's got sole!

Ha!

Always enjoying a good pun (and SW, to boot!), he got it right away.

He sounds like a man after my own heart...

I, on the other hand . . . (the brain is too cloudy this morning.

Clouded this gal's brain is...
(But hey, that's why we got caffeine!)

However, on second thought, it could bring a New Balance to the Force.

My fave of the bunch!

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