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by: The Stooge

date posted: May 05, 2008 9:24 AM

Mining His Own Business

Why did Lando only employ really short Ugnaughts?

He wanted a little hire, just a little hire!

http://blogs.starwars.com/joke/612

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	nob01 Oil Bath Bubbles
date Posted: May 05, 2008 9:33 AM How do you hire a horse? Put a brick under each hoof. Play me off, Johnny...

	FAN4YRS A Rebel's Ramblings
date Posted: May 05, 2008 9:40 AM I remember the reality series that came from that... Little Ugnaughts, Big Gas Mine

	Sarlacc-Pitt Slowly Digested Over A Thousand Blogs
date Posted: May 05, 2008 9:45 AM Ug....

	DJ Maul: Got Feet? DJ Maul's Dancin' Cantina Party
date Posted: May 05, 2008 9:48 AM is there anything else BUT really short Ugnaughts? I suppose they could be the tiny cousins of the Gammorean Guards, they both had those pig snout faces....

	gold5 I lost Tiree, lost Dutch!..or How I learned to stop worrying and love the Death Star.
date Posted: May 05, 2008 9:57 AM It's too bad he missed out on the bid for that candy factory.

	Jade Sabre777 A luminous being, I am...
date Posted: May 05, 2008 10:11 AM Utinni!

	ewanandhaydenfan5 I Have You Now!
date Posted: May 05, 2008 10:39 AM That was a stretch.

	Darth Draconius A Lot of Limericks and Nonsense
date Posted: May 05, 2008 10:56 AM Hey! It's ugh, not his fault!!

	NecRomance
date Posted: May 05, 2008 11:00 AM Someone must've told them about my little maneuver at the Battle of Taanab.

	Jedi Master Mina Jedi blogging, go back to your drinks!
date Posted: May 05, 2008 11:52 AM What about the Lumpa's? They make great little hires...

	amidalooine The Emotional Galaxy
date Posted: May 05, 2008 11:55 AM What a bunch of hogs.

	hansgirl3 Invoking the Squee
date Posted: May 05, 2008 12:14 PM The swine!

	zach starwalker
date Posted: May 05, 2008 12:18 PM I never have anything witty to say anymore. As usual.

	JawaJoey Return of the Jawa
date Posted: May 05, 2008 1:04 PM Hehehehe. Can't get through the day without a little pun.

	Darth_Hiram A Journey into The Force
date Posted: May 05, 2008 4:52 PM That and he made a deal to keep tall Ugnaughts out of his business for a long time.

The Stooge
Star Wars Joke-A-Day

date Posted: May 05, 2008 5:24 PM

How do you hire a horse?
Put a brick under each hoof.

I'm clomping my approval!

Little Ugnaughts, Big Gas Mine

I'd watch that!

Ug....

is there anything else BUT really short Ugnaughts?

When they get a bit taller, we call 'em politicians.

It's too bad he missed out on the bid for that candy factory.

Ha!

Utinni!

Wrong shrimps (same actors, tho).

The Stooge
Star Wars Joke-A-Day

date Posted: May 05, 2008 5:25 PM

That was a stretch.

Zing!

It's ugh, not his fault!!

I assume he's being choked by Chewie there!

Someone must've told them about my little maneuver at the Battle of Taanab.

I always used to read a bit of innuendo into that line...

And now it involves midgets. Thanks.

What about the Lumpa's?

They taste like chicken!

What a bunch of hogs.

Welllllll, lookie who's back from the hockey rink!

	The Stooge Star Wars Joke-A-Day
date Posted: May 05, 2008 5:25 PM The swine! Cloud City wasn't known for its enlightened employment policies... As usual. Heh, that was cool! Can't get through the day without a little pun. For me, it's heroin. That and he made a deal to keep tall Ugnaughts out of his business for a long time. I'm sorry too.

	zach starwalker
date Posted: May 05, 2008 5:59 PM Can't get through the day without a little pun. For me, it's heroin. I knew it. The police will be at your house/apartment(I'm not that good) in a few minutes. You left far too many clues about your name on the internet and where you live. Once again I'm kidding.

	darthgrievious93 Hey, Ho, Let's Go!
date Posted: May 05, 2008 6:08 PM Great workers, horrible personalities. They have a very short fuse.

	leia19886 Some One get this big walking carpet out of my way
date Posted: May 05, 2008 9:11 PM short jokes, all I've got for come backs are things I can't say here

	NecRomance
date Posted: May 06, 2008 12:23 AM And now it involves midgets. Thanks. You're welcome.

	JediMelindaWolf Try not. Do. Or do not. There is no try.
date Posted: May 06, 2008 5:57 AM It's a good way to start a day. MTFBWY

The Stooge
Star Wars Joke-A-Day

date Posted: May 06, 2008 11:48 AM

The police will be at your house/apartment(I'm not that good) in a few minutes.

Aha! But what if it's a condo? Or a log cabin?

Great workers, horrible personalities.
They have a very short fuse.

Ha! That would've been a great R2 gag...

all I've got for come backs are things I can't say here

Oh, I've felt yer pain, many a-time.

You're welcome.

Grrrrrrrr. The images linger!

It's a good way to start a day.

Squinting, hung-over, and cursing the daylight?
Or is that just me?

	zach starwalker
date Posted: May 07, 2008 11:48 AM The police will be at your house/apartment(I'm not that good) in a few minutes. Aha! But what if it's a condo? Or a log cabin? Do you actually want me to start using google maps and or earth with satellite imagery. Your area may be up to date but mine is so old its in black and white. The village I live in simply doesn't exist.

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