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Star Wars Joke-A-Day
date posted: May 06, 2008 9:51 AM  |  updated: May 06, 2008 9:51 AM
The Empire's Greatest Threat
Didja hear about the Rebel leader who battled Godzilla?


Her name was Mon Mothra!





(My thanks to the great Corterville for dealing me this one!)

nob01
Oil Bath Bubbles
date Posted: May 06, 2008 10:05 AM
I was drawn to this joke like a Mothra to a flame.
And that's the second time in a as many weeks that I've used that comment here - LOL.
Thanks for sparing me the thinking process ;)
  zach starwalker
date Posted: May 06, 2008 11:48 AM
I dont know godzilla so I'll just say

Many Bothans died to bring you this announcement. You may gouge your eyes out with a spork now.
FAN4YRS
A Rebel's Ramblings
date Posted: May 06, 2008 12:13 PM
Where was this joke in 1983? I can't believe no one thought of it before.
  NecRomance
date Posted: May 06, 2008 12:41 PM
Wipe out the mothras. All of them.

It's a trap!


I know, I can't think of any good puns. It must be your presence that humbles any man (or mothra) enough to not be funny.

Nah. :)
DJ Maul: Got Feet?
DJ Maul's Dancin' Cantina Party
date Posted: May 06, 2008 1:27 PM
and then of course there was the famous Jedi Jaguar... ]:)
  zach starwalker
date Posted: May 06, 2008 2:08 PM
and then of course there was the famous Jedi Jaguar...

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What a picture Deej. :D
amidalooine
The Emotional Galaxy
date Posted: May 06, 2008 2:44 PM
Oooooooooooooooh no! There goes Kamino, uh oh Godzilla!

OK, so it has nothing to do with Mothra vs. Godzilla and Kamino doesn't really sound like "Tokyo," but it's all I can think of!! :D :8}
hansgirl3
Invoking the Squee
date Posted: May 06, 2008 2:55 PM
Oh, that just really bugs me! :^O
usetheforce19
MasterMonkey13
date Posted: May 06, 2008 3:45 PM
Only 8 comments?! Oh my! Sorry to say that I've never seen Godzilla so.............I don't get it. But I have a good reason this time!
gold5
I lost Tiree, lost Dutch!..or How I learned to stop worrying and love the Death Star.
date Posted: May 06, 2008 4:04 PM
Oh to see the scene in ROTJ revised to include little procession of fairy women singing as she walks in the room.
  darthgrievious93
Hey, Ho, Let's Go!
date Posted: May 06, 2008 4:58 PM
J.J Abrams is gonna be pissed.
Corterville
Yoda's House of Pancakes
date Posted: May 06, 2008 5:11 PM
Greatest joke ever!
leia19886
Some One get this big walking carpet out of my way
date Posted: May 06, 2008 6:22 PM
I'ts all Japanasse to me:^O
Darth_Hiram
A Journey into The Force
date Posted: May 06, 2008 7:02 PM
I guess as they both come out of the water it's quite fitting. Seriously, that's all I've got.
jediprincess77
I Don't Know Where You Get Your Delusions...
date Posted: May 06, 2008 9:10 PM
Lemme guess. Many Bothans died to bring us this joke?
  Yodafett117
date Posted: May 06, 2008 9:44 PM
Many Bothans died to bring you this announcement. You may gouge your eyes out with a spork now.

AAAAAAAHHHHAAAAAAHAAAHAAAAAAAA!!!!!!

You know, George Lucas could just work on that. It's pretty promising.
DJ Maul: Got Feet?
DJ Maul's Dancin' Cantina Party
date Posted: May 07, 2008 5:09 AM
What a picture Deej.


sigh, I HATE it when websites wont let me steal their bandwith....let's try that again ...

The Stooge
Star Wars Joke-A-Day
date Posted: May 07, 2008 5:05 PM
Sorry I'm so out of it -- yesterday I went to a RUSH CONCERT! Woo!

And that's the second time in a as many weeks that I've used that comment here - LOL.
Thanks for sparing me the thinking process


Hey, if I'm allowed to be lazy, the by gum, so are you!

I dont know godzilla

Big guy, kinda scaly, chomps buildings... ?

Where was this joke in 1983?

I dunno, but I bet it had big hair, shoulder pads, and legwarmers.

I know, I can't think of any good puns. It must be your presence that humbles any man (or mothra) enough to not be funny.

Maybe a moth would be intimidated... but probably not.

and then of course there was the famous Jedi Jaguar...

Ha! That's awesome!
The Stooge
Star Wars Joke-A-Day
date Posted: May 07, 2008 5:05 PM
What a picture Deej.

It's interesting, I see what you mean, but what I checked the link of my e-mail, it worked fine...

OK, so it has nothing to do with Mothra vs. Godzilla and Kamino doesn't really sound like "Tokyo,"

Don't sweat it, you're trying too hard! I routinely give up on things making any sort of sense.

Oh, that just really bugs me!

Ba-dumbumching!

I've never seen Godzilla so.............I don't get it. But I have a good reason this time!

Ignorance is no excuse!
Except in my case.
The Stooge
Star Wars Joke-A-Day
date Posted: May 07, 2008 5:05 PM
Oh to see the scene in ROTJ revised to include little procession of fairy women singing as she walks in the room.

:^O At the very least, the Mon Cal could've hummed a tune...

J.J Abrams is gonna be pissed.

Ha!

Greatest joke ever!

:^O

I'ts all Japanasse to me

That's what I told my tax accountant. She had no idea what I meant, until I explained that I was referencing something which occurred in the future.
The Stooge
Star Wars Joke-A-Day
date Posted: May 07, 2008 5:06 PM
I guess as they both come out of the water it's quite fitting. Seriously, that's all I've got.

It's enough to make me laugh! The second line, anyway. ;)

Lemme guess. Many Bothans died to bring us this joke?

Just as long as nobody died while telling it...

AAAAAAAHHHHAAAAAAHAAAHAAAAAAAA!!!!!!

That about sums it up, yes.

I HATE it when websites wont let me steal their bandwith....

I hate it when little old ladies won't let me steal their handbags. Daaaaaaaaaaaaamn, there's some fight left in that Greatest Generation!
  zach starwalker
date Posted: May 07, 2008 5:20 PM
RUSH CONCERT! Woo!

Can you stop screaming. I have an ear infection and when I read that I burnt my tongue on a hot pocket.
Corterville
Yoda's House of Pancakes
date Posted: May 07, 2008 5:25 PM
Sorry I'm so out of it -- yesterday I went to a RUSH CONCERT! Woo!
Were you stoned yesterday-cause you have to be stoned at a Rush concert.

Speaking of concerts, I'm gonna be in town for John Williams's concert at the Hollywood Bowl. You goin?
Sarlacc-Pitt
Slowly Digested Over A Thousand Blogs
date Posted: May 07, 2008 9:25 PM
That's funny.
The Stooge
Star Wars Joke-A-Day
date Posted: May 08, 2008 1:27 AM
I have an ear infection and when I read that I burnt my tongue on a hot pocket.

This may be the single greatest thing I have ever accomplished.

Were you stoned yesterday-cause you have to be stoned at a Rush concert.

I'm in the "the music is its own high" camp of Rush fans.

But WOW, someone was smoking something powerful right behind me...

Speaking of concerts, I'm gonna be in town for John Williams's concert at the Hollywood Bowl. You goin?

Dunno. Got an extra ticket? :D (I don't have the power to buy pre-sale, apparently.)

In any case, we should definitely meet up!

That's funny.

But only 'cause I had nothing to do with it.
Corterville
Yoda's House of Pancakes
date Posted: May 08, 2008 9:52 AM
Dunno. Got an extra ticket? (I don't have the power to buy pre-sale, apparently.)
I can't find a pre-sale password for the thing anywhere.

In any case, we should definitely meet up!
Good idea! We gotta figure something out.
The Stooge
Star Wars Joke-A-Day
date Posted: May 08, 2008 5:37 PM
I can't find a pre-sale password for the thing anywhere.

Me neither, and not for lack of trying. Phooey.
  KaiYves
date Posted: May 09, 2008 4:42 AM
The only Stooge joke I ever guessed.
hansgirl3
Invoking the Squee
date Posted: May 09, 2008 7:12 AM
Were you stoned yesterday-cause you have to be stoned at a Rush concert.

I'm in the "the music is its own high" camp of Rush fans.


RUSH!!!! SQUEEEEE!! How exciting! I'm in the same camp, Stoogie! :)
The Stooge
Star Wars Joke-A-Day
date Posted: May 11, 2008 1:17 AM
The only Stooge joke I ever guessed.

And it wasn't even mine! Hey hey!

RUSH!!!! SQUEEEEE!! How exciting! I'm in the same camp, Stoogie!

I knew I was in good company. ;)
Qui-Tom Servo loves Padme
You Must Unlearn What You Have Learned
date Posted: May 14, 2008 2:01 PM
Deej, love the picture for one reason: Ladies and gentlemen, Godzilla has a tree. I repeat, Godzilla has a tree. . .

The question is not how many Bothans died to bring us this joke, but how many gigantic rubber lizard creatures battling it out to either destroy or defend Tokyo died to bring us this joke.

Alas, I leave you with this. Gamera is really neat, Gamera is full of meat, we've been eating Gamera(but only after Tibby's death).
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