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 | Don't Leave Coruscant Without It |
 Why was Obi-Wan surprised when he saw his credit card bill?
He got hit with a bunch of seismic charges!
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http://blogs.starwars.com/joke/614 |
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nob01
Oil Bath Bubbles
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date Posted: May 07, 2008 10:26 AM
Probably the only time Obi Wan ever felt the earth move.
Seriously, he's living proof that a lack of nookie promotes premature aging.
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Yodafett117
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date Posted: May 07, 2008 10:44 AM
So he decided to ask for a hearing in court.
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Jade Sabre777
A luminous being, I am...
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date Posted: May 07, 2008 11:51 AM
*Obi-Wan finishes making a purchase on his datapad in the cockpit of his ship*
*seismic charges suddenly appear, break nearby asteroids, and send chunks flying into Obi-Wan's ship*
*ship goes spinning out of control*
*R4's head swivels towards the camera*
*R4 beeps frantically, and subtitles appear.....*
What's in your wallet?!?!?!
*ship crashes*
(Seriously, wouldn't that be a way better commercial than the real one?!  )
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zach starwalker
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date Posted: May 07, 2008 11:59 AM
You know there are 3 types of people in the world that drive me nuts. Ignorant people, people who are suprised that when the buy something they actually have to pay for it eventually, and people who think of things like this.
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DJ Maul: Got Feet?
DJ Maul's Dancin' Cantina Party
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date Posted: May 07, 2008 12:32 PM
Lightsaber: 26 Republic Credits for parts,several hours assembly time.
Jedi Robe: 17 Republic Credits for the fabric, several more hours sewing time.
Becoming a Jedi Knight: A lifetime of training, devotion and study.
Tossing it all to become a Sith Lord because you have control issues: Priceless
There's some things money can't buy; for everything else, there's Master Jedi Card.
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usetheforce19
MasterMonkey13
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date Posted: May 07, 2008 1:17 PM
Very good! I don't enough about credit cards and charges and such to make a good comeback. 
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darthgrievious93
Hey, Ho, Let's Go!
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date Posted: May 07, 2008 3:53 PM
Wow, those billers can't even be fooled Jedi's!
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darthgrievious93
Hey, Ho, Let's Go!
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date Posted: May 07, 2008 3:54 PM
Wow, those billers can't even be fooled Jedi's!
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zach starwalker
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date Posted: May 07, 2008 5:21 PM
Wow, those billers can't even be fooled Jedi's!
You know that they are starting to send out double bills.
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darthgrievious93
Hey, Ho, Let's Go!
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date Posted: May 07, 2008 7:45 PM
double bills.
Hardy har. My wi-fi was off.
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darthgrievious93
Hey, Ho, Let's Go!
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date Posted: May 07, 2008 7:47 PM
Wow, Mr. RUSHy RUSH! Out there RUSHing it up while we're stuck in blog-a-lot city!
Why! Why! Zee!
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Jedi Temple Acolyte
Idealistic Crusade
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date Posted: May 07, 2008 8:13 PM
He doesn't seem to take a hint, this guy.
Your jokes don't let us down, they never have. 
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The Stooge
Star Wars Joke-A-Day
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date Posted: May 08, 2008 1:22 AM
Seriously, he's living proof that a lack of nookie promotes premature aging.
Two suns didn't help...
And since we're on the subject... why wasn't Anakin more laid back?
Great one and perfect picture, too!!
Sometimes the magic works!
So he decided to ask for a hearing in court.
Ahoy!
I wouldn't have wanted to be there when he had to drop that bomb on the council.
Ha!
*R4 beeps frantically, and subtitles appear.....*
What's in your wallet?!?!?!
Love it!
and people who think of things like this.
Flightless birds?
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The Stooge
Star Wars Joke-A-Day
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date Posted: May 08, 2008 1:23 AM
Tossing it all to become a Sith Lord because you have control issues: Priceless
There's some things money can't buy; for everything else, there's Master Jedi Card.
Also great, Deej!
I don't enough about credit cards and charges and such to make a good comeback.
May you never know the perils of debt...
I guess it pays to discover hidden plans/planets.
As long as there are no hidden fees...
Wow, those billers can't even be fooled Jedi's!
Even twice, I'm a bit confused.
Stooge your jokes are priceless...
Actually, that'll be $2.49.
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The Stooge
Star Wars Joke-A-Day
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date Posted: May 08, 2008 1:24 AM
You know that they are starting to send out double bills.
Zing!
(And now I have to leave that repeat comment up there. Hope you understand, dg93.)
Wow, Mr. RUSHy RUSH! Out there RUSHing it up while we're stuck in blog-a-lot city!
Why! Why! Zee!
I get the distinct impression that I am being mocked...
He doesn't seem to take a hint, this guy.
You should see him insist on paying with a check. A check! Sheesh.
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The Stooge
Star Wars Joke-A-Day
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date Posted: May 08, 2008 1:24 AM
don't leave clones without it.
Ha! That's MUCH better than my title! D'oh!
It cost him Anakin's arm and a leg!
So why'd he have to go take that extra leg?
How ironic. He could cut Darth Maul in half, but not his Visa card....
Tre brilliant.
Nope...nuthin'
'S ok. Pitt's bringin' enough humor for alls of us.
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PrincessAngel39
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date Posted: May 08, 2008 6:19 AM
And probably charges would be high. You would not shoot a Jedy cheaply ..... 
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zach starwalker
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date Posted: May 08, 2008 11:43 AM
You know that they are starting to send out double bills.
Zing!
(And now I have to leave that repeat comment up there. Hope you understand, dg93.)
My first zing. It will live on photobucket for as long as it stands.
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darthgrievious93
Hey, Ho, Let's Go!
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date Posted: May 08, 2008 4:35 PM
Ha-ha! The guy puts a double comment and everybody's laughing!
That was supposed to be my zing! :P
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The Stooge
Star Wars Joke-A-Day
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date Posted: May 08, 2008 5:51 PM
You would not shoot a Jedy cheaply .....
Tell that to Ki-Adi Mundi...
My first zing.
You always remember the first...
Ha-ha! The guy puts a double comment and everybody's laughing!
No, we're laughing at zach's comeback.
That's my story and I'm stickin' to it!
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