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Star Wars Joke-A-Day (gone fishin')

by: The Stooge

date posted: May 08, 2008 9:21 AM

Democracy Simply Doesn't Work

Didja hear that Naboo became a theocracy?

Yup. The papal have decided!

http://blogs.starwars.com/joke/615

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	Jade Sabre777 A luminous being, I am...
date Posted: May 08, 2008 9:28 AM First comment?

	nob01 Oil Bath Bubbles
date Posted: May 08, 2008 9:35 AM Would Luddites form a ludicracy? It's a slow news day...

	Corterville Yoda's House of Pancakes
date Posted: May 08, 2008 9:36 AM Empire or theocracy? Given a choice, I'd pick empire.

	Jade Sabre777 A luminous being, I am...
date Posted: May 08, 2008 9:38 AM Yay! Sooooo...... Unfortunately, the witty comment will have to wait a bit......

	leia19886 Some One get this big walking carpet out of my way
date Posted: May 08, 2008 9:48 AM The papal have decided --- are you sure -- ok -- I vote we trun to the dark side for the day

	Darth Draconius A Lot of Limericks and Nonsense
date Posted: May 08, 2008 9:49 AM Democracy Simply Doesn't Work I find your lack of faith disturbing.

	NecRomance
date Posted: May 08, 2008 10:29 AM Yup. The papal have decided! No -- I am your papa. I guess they should change the first film's title now to Star Wars: A New Pope.

	hansgirl3 Invoking the Squee
date Posted: May 08, 2008 10:51 AM It's anarchy, I tells ya!

	DJ Maul: Got Feet? DJ Maul's Dancin' Cantina Party
date Posted: May 08, 2008 11:10 AM Naboo became a theocracy that is, until Palpatine ran a Papal smear campaign against his opponent ...

	Jedi Master Mina Jedi blogging, go back to your drinks!
date Posted: May 08, 2008 12:30 PM LOL...no comment.

	Jade Sabre777 A luminous being, I am...
date Posted: May 08, 2008 12:37 PM I guess they should change the first film's title now to Star Wars: A New Pope Hee hee! "Attack of the Crusaders," anyone? (Okay, now I have the most insane urge to shout, "Huzzah!" )

	amidalooine The Emotional Galaxy
date Posted: May 08, 2008 12:52 PM ....soooooooooooooooooooooooo Padme's the Pope in this scenario?

	Darth Draconius A Lot of Limericks and Nonsense
date Posted: May 08, 2008 1:07 PM I guess they should change the first film's title now to Star Wars: A New Pope. Actually, everything went to crap shortly afterward, so I would say the title should be: Star Wars: A New Poop

	zach starwalker
date Posted: May 08, 2008 2:47 PM Theocracies scare me. Fundamentalists scare me. Now Poles scare me.

	JediITL The Blog Trooper
date Posted: May 08, 2008 4:10 PM The papal have decided --- are you sure -- ok -- I vote we trun to the dark side for the day Lol

	darthgrievious93 Hey, Ho, Let's Go!
date Posted: May 08, 2008 4:30 PM Now, I'm angry!

	Jedi Temple Acolyte Idealistic Crusade
date Posted: May 08, 2008 5:27 PM Well.. if it works...

The Stooge
Star Wars Joke-A-Day (gone fishin')

date Posted: May 08, 2008 5:31 PM

First comment?

You get a prize!

Would Luddites form a ludicracy?

Hey ho! High-brow punnage!

Empire or theocracy? Given a choice, I'd pick empire.

So you're saying it wasn't a theocracy?

Unfortunately, the witty comment will have to wait a bit......

That's my excuse, too!

ok -- I vote we trun to the dark side for the day

*flips off lightswitch*

I find your lack of faith disturbing.

Ha! Wish I'd thought of that for the title.

I guess they should change the first film's title now to Star Wars: A New Pope.

Very good, very good.

	The Stooge Star Wars Joke-A-Day (gone fishin')
date Posted: May 08, 2008 5:31 PM It's anarchy, I tells ya! But it's organized chaos, I'm told. that is, until Palpatine ran a Papal smear campaign against his opponent ... Ouch! (And no, I don't know how it feels, shuddup.) ...no comment. At least one of us showed restraint! "Attack of the Crusaders," anyone? Well, there were knights involved...

The Stooge
Star Wars Joke-A-Day (gone fishin')

date Posted: May 08, 2008 5:35 PM

....soooooooooooooooooooooooo Padme's the Pope in this scenario?

Uh, she carried twins in that belly? I'd call her Mother Superior.

Star Wars: A New Poop

More proof that everything improves with the use of the word poop!

Now Poles scare me.

Why didn't they have that technology back in doubleya-doubleya two?

Now, I'm angry!

At least you have an appropriate soundtrack.

Well.. if it works...

el oh el -- brilliant, dude!

	usetheforce19 MasterMonkey13
date Posted: May 08, 2008 6:00 PM So I suppose that Palpatine was Pope Bonyface.

zach starwalker

date Posted: May 08, 2008 6:58 PM

It's anarchy, I tells ya!

But it's organized chaos, I'm told.

Shall I elaborate. You have no choice this is a dictatorship from now on. Anarchy in its simplest form is a country with no government. But that does not mean there are no rules. There are unspoken rules among all societies. The common people will enforce these unspoken rules. People will put themselves into large cliques. On a massive scale. It could possibly be one of the most successful countries in the world. I can assure you there wouldn't be much crime because the penalties could be... extreme.

Ok so I know too much about theoretical everythings.

	Son of a Bith The Cantina Corner
date Posted: May 08, 2008 10:39 PM He finds your lack of faith disturbing...

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