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 | Limerick Friday! |
 Though Lando was the top banana
At mining for precious Tibanna
He still had to wait
Till Han was a slate
Before hitting on Leia Organa!
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http://blogs.starwars.com/joke/616 |
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hansgirl3
Invoking the Squee
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date Posted: May 09, 2008 8:18 AM
Whachu talkin' bout? Lando was hitting on her Looooong before Han became a slab! The fiend...
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FAN4YRS
A Rebel's Ramblings
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date Posted: May 09, 2008 8:54 AM
Great limerick, but the title made me think this was going to be about Buddy Love (ala Jerry Lewis, "The Nutty Professor").
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MomOf2YoungPadawan
Mamadala's Lair
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date Posted: May 09, 2008 9:02 AM
Lando was hitting on her Looooong before Han became a slab! The fiend... Ditto! 
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amidalooine
The Emotional Galaxy
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date Posted: May 09, 2008 9:05 AM
I've got The Cars' "My Best Friend's Girlfriend" on my mind....
And actually, didn't Lando hit on Leia the second he laid eyes on her? He was obviously interested in her for her brains and sparkling wit.
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Lord Harald
The Council of Evil
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date Posted: May 09, 2008 10:17 AM
Yeah, he didn't wait until Han was frozen. Btw that didn't work, Leia just hated him for it. Lando should have framed Han for being with a bunch of other women, then he would comfort the heartbroken, and voundreble (spelled correct?), Leia. 
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RC-6035 "Nova"
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date Posted: May 09, 2008 11:48 AM
Ba-doom-CHSSSHH! 
Well done, Stooge!
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zach starwalker
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date Posted: May 09, 2008 12:16 PM
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usetheforce19
MasterMonkey13
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date Posted: May 09, 2008 1:22 PM
What a love magnet smoothie. Or something like that.
What a fantastic web site! It's on my favorites list!
3PO, will it blend?.......Annoying smoke, don't breathe this.
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darthgrievious93
Hey, Ho, Let's Go!
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date Posted: May 09, 2008 2:18 PM
Then he had to Bolt 45 when Han came to.
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XerrolNightstinger
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date Posted: May 09, 2008 4:10 PM
Mmmm... old banana smoothiee...
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GalacticBabe
I Have a Bad Feeling About This!
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date Posted: May 09, 2008 5:27 PM
Mmmm... old banana smoothiee...
Man! The one time I come up with a witty comment, someone beats me to the punch!
You know what? I'm gonna make it anyway!!!!
That old smoothie...
top banana
I guess that makes him an old banana smoothie, doesn't it???
'kay, not so funny the second time around. 
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Jedi Temple Acolyte
Idealistic Crusade
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date Posted: May 09, 2008 7:08 PM
I'm incredibly jealous that you can write such quality poems with apparent ease, you have no idea!
Till Han was a slate
My favorite of the lot.
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XerrolNightstinger
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date Posted: May 09, 2008 7:37 PM
'kay, not so funny the second time around.
I'm surprised someone found it funny the first time around
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NecRomance
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date Posted: May 10, 2008 2:20 PM
Landon't!
I'm sure screenmon's sense of humor is of a higher level, unknown to most of us here -- but I just don't seem to get it.
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The Stooge
Star Wars Joke-A-Day
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date Posted: May 11, 2008 1:11 AM
Sorry I'm late, went to Disneyland yesterday, for the first time in (Good Lord!) seventeen years. And yes, Star Tours still holds up amazingly well!
Han go,
Lando,
Move in,
Oh no.
Ha! Eight syllables, funnier than my 38!
Still he was only gasping at paws
That should have been its own lim!
Whachu talkin' bout? Lando was hitting on her Looooong before Han became a slab!
Yeah... he's a real hero.
the title made me think this was going to be about Buddy Love
Wow, imagine if Jerry was in the SW universe, it would be...
... y'know, it would be a bit like Jar Jar!
Ditto!
Lando was also hitting on you?!?
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The Stooge
Star Wars Joke-A-Day
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date Posted: May 11, 2008 1:11 AM
Lando really had his head in the clouds if he thought Leia would fall for him.
Ahoy!
Maybe that's why he thought she belonged there with him!
He was obviously interested in her for her brains and sparkling wit.
Well, it rhymes with wit...
Clever!!!
Thanks! 
Yeah, he didn't wait until Han was frozen. Btw that didn't work, Leia just hated him for it.
Which is odd, 'cause she liked scoundrels...
Just shows ya how desperate Lando was.
Hey, those Ughnaught chicks just didn't do it for him anymore...
Ba-doom-CHSSSHH!
Woo hoo! Sound fx!
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The Stooge
Star Wars Joke-A-Day
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date Posted: May 11, 2008 1:12 AM
What a love magnet smoothie. Or something like that.
Something like that indeed!
Then he had to Bolt 45 when Han came to.
Wow. You managed to get the Colt gag into even this obscure lim...
My hat is off to you, sir.
Mmmm... old banana smoothiee...
Ha!
Man! The one time I come up with a witty comment, someone beats me to the punch!
Wait, is he drinking a smoothie, or punch?
I just copped a feel that'll keep the Empire outta here forever!
That should be on a pin!
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The Stooge
Star Wars Joke-A-Day
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date Posted: May 11, 2008 1:13 AM
brain freezze from the Dairy Queen I ate for lunch
You ate a whole Dairy Queen?
For lunch?
I'm incredibly jealous that you can write such quality poems with apparent ease
Easy, you call that easy?
Mmm...Han Popsicle.
Hansicle, I believe it's called.
LOL - Stooge, you just got spammed.
I know -- weird! (It's gone now, ahem.) I don't know whether to feel offended or complimented.
Landon't!
Ha!
I'm sure screenmon's sense of humor is of a higher level
So certain are you...
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