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by: The Stooge

date posted: May 11, 2008 10:29 AM

Confectionery Of Independent Systems

Which cookies were popular among Separatists?

Fig Nuteons!

http://blogs.starwars.com/joke/617

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	nob01 Oil Bath Bubbles
date Posted: May 11, 2008 11:28 AM He is just a regular guy.

	leia19886 Some One get this big walking carpet out of my way
date Posted: May 11, 2008 12:23 PM food jokes -- your making me hungry

	Joe-P-Wan Kollinopi
date Posted: May 11, 2008 12:26 PM Very few people know that Gunray is distanty related to Jaffa the Hutt... <-- licking chops Somebody get that. Happy Mother's Day!

	nob01 Oil Bath Bubbles
date Posted: May 11, 2008 12:35 PM Somebody get that. Don't worry - I'm a Brit - LOL

	masterapkinn Star Wars fans bring balance to the force
date Posted: May 11, 2008 1:29 PM Not only are they popular under the Sepertist, but I as well. That was a funny one, HA HA!, GRARRWARRRR, wow, there went my gut.

	Lord Harald The Council of Evil
date Posted: May 11, 2008 1:32 PM Haha, funny Somebody get that. Jaffa is some sort of cookie with one side covered in chocolate and some orange flavored stuff in between? I think we have them in Norway. I was going to write a funny reply, but I can't really think of anything...

	Sarlacc-Pitt Slowly Digested Over A Thousand Blogs
date Posted: May 11, 2008 1:41 PM What singer was popular among Separatists? Juice Nuteon!

	amidalooine The Emotional Galaxy
date Posted: May 11, 2008 1:57 PM THAT'S what Nute Gunray reminds me of!! A FIG NEWTON! Geez, that was driving me crazy, Stooge...thanks!

	zach starwalker
date Posted: May 11, 2008 3:13 PM I prefer the force Newtons but thats just me....

	XerrolNightstinger
date Posted: May 11, 2008 3:14 PM Mmmm.... old banana smoothiee... Oh wait, I mean....Mmmmm...Wookiee Cookiees....

	darthgrievious93 Hey, Ho, Let's Go!
date Posted: May 11, 2008 3:32 PM Favorite Vegas act... Wayne Nuteon.

	Jade Sabre777 A luminous being, I am...
date Posted: May 11, 2008 3:40 PM Which cookies were popular among Rebels? Biggs Newtons!

	usetheforce19 MasterMonkey13
date Posted: May 11, 2008 4:40 PM Mmmmmmm, I love Fig Nu..., Ni..., Nut... however you spell it.

	jediprincess77 I Don't Know Where You Get Your Delusions...
date Posted: May 11, 2008 4:47 PM Goes great with Yoda Soda... Somebody get that. Got it.

	germanspeakingjedi 235
date Posted: May 11, 2008 4:53 PM Yummy! I have not had Fig Nuteons in a long time! I thought it would be wookie cookies. Happy mothers day!

	Corterville Yoda's House of Pancakes
date Posted: May 11, 2008 7:14 PM Goes great with Yoda Soda That's a favorite treat for the Han spawn.

The Stooge
Star Wars Joke-A-Day

date Posted: May 11, 2008 9:47 PM

He is just a regular guy.

Took me a sec... but Ha!

your making me hungry

Nothing a little ice-cream sandwich couldn't cure...

Very few people know that Gunray is distanty related to Jaffa the Hutt...

I'm an uneducated Yank, so that flew right over my head.

Don't worry - I'm a Brit

Thank goodness somebody's here to class up the joint!

GRARRWARRRR, wow, there went my gut.

Your gut is a Wookiee?

Jaffa is some sort of cookie with one side covered in chocolate and some orange flavored stuff in between?

It's an educational blog!

The Stooge
Star Wars Joke-A-Day

date Posted: May 11, 2008 9:48 PM

What singer was popular among Separatists?
Juice Nuteon!

She was never popular and you know it!

THAT'S what Nute Gunray reminds me of!! A FIG NEWTON! Geez, that was driving me crazy

All of life's mysteries, answered here in this one meager blog...

I prefer the force Newtons but thats just me....

Strawberry's my fave.

Mmmm.... old banana smoothiee... Oh wait, I mean....Mmmmm...Wookiee Cookiees....

OMG CONTINUITY!

Favorite Vegas act... Wayne Nuteon.

... crud. That's better than mine.

The Stooge
Star Wars Joke-A-Day

date Posted: May 11, 2008 9:49 PM

Which cookies were popular among Rebels?
Biggs Newtons!

They'll tickle your moustache!

Mmmmmmm, I love Fig Nu..., Ni..., Nut... however you spell it.

However I did spell it... was probably wrong.

Goes great with Yoda Soda...

Don't you mean POP?!? Dammit, JP, you should know better!

I thought it would be wookie cookies.

I almost used that as the pic today...

That's a favorite treat for the Han spawn.

These rhymes are getting out of hand. Now there are two of them!

	Darth_Hiram A Journey into The Force
date Posted: May 11, 2008 11:22 PM And instead of Mustafar, Sidious almost had the Separatists move to the dessert world of Tatooine.

	zach starwalker
date Posted: May 12, 2008 11:46 AM I prefer the force Newtons but thats just me.... Strawberry's my fave. Visual definition here. I am not thinking about the snack. To shows this everyone lift up your computer screen and smash it into your head as hard as possible. That is a newton.

	Joe-P-Wan Kollinopi
date Posted: May 13, 2008 4:46 PM I'm an uneducated Yank,... So am I, I just found it on Wikipedia under "See Also" for Fig Newtons.

	JediMelindaWolf Try not. Do. Or do not. There is no try.
date Posted: May 22, 2008 10:08 AM Ooh, and I just had a couple yesterday. (good they are for the digestive system!) MTFBWY

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