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Star Wars Joke-A-Day

by: The Stooge

date posted: May 12, 2008 9:33 AM

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What was Uncle Owen's favorite baseball team?

The Milwaukee Beruwers!

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	nob01 Oil Bath Bubbles
date Posted: May 12, 2008 9:40 AM Complete with pitcher of blue milk?

	XerrolNightstinger
date Posted: May 12, 2008 11:49 AM I would say that their Umpire always strikes back, but that would be silly, ignoring all conventional rules and variations of baseball. Instead I will settle with this: What's a Wookiee's favorite part of baseball? Chewtobacca!

	zach starwalker
date Posted: May 12, 2008 11:57 AM I hate baseball. All sports for that matter. So following logic(I know my brain could blow up any minute) I have no witty comment. Speaking of exploding brains...

	Jade Sabre777 A luminous being, I am...
date Posted: May 12, 2008 12:18 PM Well, in reference to yesterday's joke, I bet Nute's favorite team was the Tampa Bay Gunrays! (And btw, Comment of the Week?! I'm flattered!! )

	Sarlacc-Pitt Slowly Digested Over A Thousand Blogs
date Posted: May 12, 2008 12:50 PM The Milwaukee Beruwers! It was just a sentimental favorite though, 'cause they always got torched.....

	amidalooine The Emotional Galaxy
date Posted: May 12, 2008 1:23 PM The Milwaukee Beruwers! Surely I'm not the only one who will see this as a 100% x-rated joke....

	DPM_Shadowluker Fleeting Shadows Of Thoughts
date Posted: May 12, 2008 1:28 PM Does that mean the Ewoks favorite teams were the Cubs? And Leah and Luke's are the Twins?

	haymanator haymanator
date Posted: May 12, 2008 3:41 PM Lol, nice one.

	gold5 I lost Tiree, lost Dutch!..or How I learned to stop worrying and love the Death Star.
date Posted: May 12, 2008 3:49 PM I got it! I got it! I got it!......OUCH! Damn double suns.

	darthgrievious93 Hey, Ho, Let's Go!
date Posted: May 12, 2008 4:40 PM I think Anakin had something going with those Seattle Martyrs.

	darthgrievious93 Hey, Ho, Let's Go!
date Posted: May 12, 2008 4:42 PM Martyrers... see he cut of Dooku's head so, he's the martyrer not the martyr.

The Stooge
Star Wars Joke-A-Day

date Posted: May 12, 2008 5:47 PM

Complete with pitcher of blue milk?

Zing!
Wish I'd thought of that for the title... poodoo.

I would say that their Umpire always strikes back, but that would be silly, ignoring all conventional rules and variations of baseball.

This is true, but that does not necessarily make it wrong.

What's a Wookiee's favorite part of baseball?
Chewtobacca!

I think my dad once told me that joke.

Are you my dad?

Speaking of exploding brains...

Even my colorblind eyes could appreciate that!

I bet Nute's favorite team was the Tampa Bay Gunrays!

Oh, you devil!

It was just a sentimental favorite though, 'cause they always got torched.....

Ouch!

The Stooge
Star Wars Joke-A-Day

date Posted: May 12, 2008 5:48 PM

Surely I'm not the only one who will see this as a 100% x-rated joke....

I honestly don't see it. And Lord knows I tried.

And stop calling me Surely.

Does that mean the Ewoks favorite teams were the Cubs?

... which means the stormtroopers liked the White Sox?
Hell, even I know that makes no sense.

Lol, nice one.

Why thankee.

I got it! I got it! I got it!......OUCH! Damn double suns.

Love it!

Martyrers... see he cut of Dooku's head so, he's the martyrer not the martyr.

Doesn't it seem like folks from Seattle always consider themselves martyrs, anyway?

	leia19886 Some One get this big walking carpet out of my way
date Posted: May 12, 2008 6:50 PM Padme's team is the San Diego Pod Racers -- it's where she met the player that stoled her heart

	Darth_Hiram A Journey into The Force
date Posted: May 12, 2008 7:29 PM And I'm sure he told Luke that his father was a great pilot ... a real pop fly.

	zach starwalker
date Posted: May 12, 2008 7:34 PM Speaking of exploding brains... Even my colorblind eyes could appreciate that! If you are completely colorblind you should be able to see that more than any of us. Theoretically of course but I'm no optometrist I only study coherent light.

	jediprincess77 I Know...
date Posted: May 12, 2008 8:41 PM ... which means the stormtroopers liked the White Sox? Hell, even I know that makes no sense. Exactly. No one likes the White Sox...

The Stooge
Star Wars Joke-A-Day

date Posted: May 13, 2008 9:18 AM

Padme's team is the San Diego Pod Racers

I thought that was Watto... <-----------Shameless Blug Alert!

And I'm sure he told Luke that his father was a great pilot ... a real pop fly.

Ahoy! Very nice, DH.

If you are completely colorblind you should be able to see that more than any of us.

Yup, that's true. Less cones = more rods. More rods = better nightvision. Pretty cool, actually!

Exactly. No one likes the White Sox...

Zing!
... except my brother does. Of course, I think he's just being contrary.

	zach starwalker
date Posted: May 13, 2008 6:05 PM If you are completely colorblind you should be able to see that more than any of us. Yup, that's true. Less cones = more rods. More rods = better nightvision. Pretty cool, actually! The eye is such a peculiar organ to study...

	DJ Maul: Got Feet? DJ Maul's Dancin' Cantina Party
date Posted: May 14, 2008 6:15 AM so no one else has said Han Solo's fave team must be the Pittsburgh Pirates...? Ok, then thats MY comment and Im standing by it

	JediMelindaWolf Try not. Do. Or do not. There is no try.
date Posted: May 22, 2008 10:08 AM And one heck of a team they are!!! (considering I hail from [near] Brew Town, this joke has special meaning to me, dear Stooge! ) MTFBWY

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