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 Didja hear that Obi-Wan opened a Tatooine amusement park?
He called it The Funland Wastes!
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http://blogs.starwars.com/joke/619 |
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jediprincess77
I Know...
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date Posted: May 13, 2008 9:17 AM
Sand, sand, and more SAND! Seconds of fun for the whole family! (Excluding Skywalkers.)
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XerrolNightstinger
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date Posted: May 13, 2008 9:27 AM
Complete with mascots Bantha Billy, Dewback Donny and Sarlacc Sue!
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nob01
Oil Bath Bubbles
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date Posted: May 13, 2008 9:30 AM
"Roll up! Roll up! Bullseye a womp rat, win a goober fish!"
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zach starwalker
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date Posted: May 13, 2008 9:37 AM
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Yodafett117
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date Posted: May 13, 2008 10:02 AM
Concessions available at the food court, innovatively named "Jabba the Gut"
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JawaJoey
Return of the Jawa
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date Posted: May 13, 2008 10:15 AM
I make a habit of trying to guess your punchline before I read it (I've been keeping score, and I'm 0 for a million right now), but this time I thought of "wretched hive of scum and villainy," which doesn't exactly sound like the next Disney Themepark, if ya knowhadimean. Funland Wastes, though, that almost sounds pleasant. 
Introducing, the Mos Eisley Cantina KIDZ FUN ZONE! (No blasters)
You'll never find a more wicked ride of fun and...um....hominy?
Damn, that was going so well until "villainy." Quick, we need a pun transplant, stat!
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usetheforce19
MasterMonkey13
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date Posted: May 13, 2008 11:02 AM
Funland Wastes
Something sounds wrong about that...but I just can't place what it is. 
Anyway, another great joke!
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slow
Slow's Rebel Ramblings
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date Posted: May 13, 2008 11:12 AM
He shoots! He scores! Another joke to make blue milk come out my nose. I really need to not read your blog while eating or drinking anything!
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FAN4YRS
A Rebel's Ramblings
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date Posted: May 13, 2008 11:39 AM
I think I went there when it was called K**** I*****, I mean come on, that's WAY too much for a small Cola.
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The Stooge
Star Wars Joke-A-Day
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date Posted: May 13, 2008 4:47 PM
Sand, sand, and more SAND! Seconds of fun for the whole family! (Excluding Skywalkers.)
Which is a shame, 'cause that's one family which really could have used a vacation.
The kids scare easily but they always come back and in greater numbers.
Speaking of which, why is EVERY indoor Disneyland ride terrifying in some way?
Maybe this is too easy to be right but is the blog roll Titles with ethnic names other countries, etc.
Yup, that's it! 
Complete with mascots Bantha Billy, Dewback Donny and Sarlacc Sue!
Shouldn't that be reversed... y'know, like Bugs Bunny or Mickey Mouse? 
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The Stooge
Star Wars Joke-A-Day
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date Posted: May 13, 2008 4:48 PM
"Roll up! Roll up! Bullseye a womp rat, win a goober fish!"
Perfection! You always did have a carny streak in ya.
Amusement parks. You will never find a worse hive of scum and villainy. Them and their 4 dollar bottles of water...
 Funnnnnnnnnnny!
The Funland Wastes are not to be ridden lightly...
But heavily aint exactly recommended, either.
Finally... truth in advertizing!
Zing!
Concessions available at the food court, innovatively named "Jabba the Gut"
Spot on! Or how'sabout simply "Jabba's Food Court"?
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The Stooge
Star Wars Joke-A-Day
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date Posted: May 13, 2008 4:48 PM
I thought of "wretched hive of scum and villainy," which doesn't exactly sound like the next Disney Themepark, if ya knowhadimean.
Actually, with all the POTC stuff going on these days, that sounds more right than ya know.
Introducing, the Mos Eisley Cantina KIDZ FUN ZONE! (No blasters)
You'll never find a more wicked ride of fun and...um....hominy?
Harmony? Buggery? Budget-Priced Kid Meals?
What a wonderfull rollercoaster you have discovered here Stooge!
Just wait till you spot the bumper cars!
... actually, they suck.
frivolity??
Ahhhhhhh, there we go!
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The Stooge
Star Wars Joke-A-Day
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date Posted: May 13, 2008 4:49 PM
Something sounds wrong about that...but I just can't place what it is.
I'll tell you what's wrong -- $60 for an admission ticket? C'mon! But I brought a Coke can!
Another joke to make blue milk come out my nose.
What's weird is that it was white when ya swallowed it...
It's going to be difficult to compete with Disneysand and Dune Sea World.
Ha! And Double Ha! Jolly good.
I think I went there when it was called K**** I*****
Kenobi Island?
After a lousy week, I know I can count on ol' Stoogey for a laugh!
After a good week, though, don't count on it.
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zach starwalker
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date Posted: May 13, 2008 6:11 PM
After a lousy week, I know I can count on ol' Stoogey for a laugh
Its tuesday...
Amusement parks. You will never find a worse hive of scum and villainy. Them and their 4 dollar bottles of water...
Funnnnnnnnnnny!
Never ever go to Toronto's Wonderland when their dollar is on the rise. Ever! And watch out for turbans getting stuck on the roller coaster tracks(that was a nightmare) Apparently turbans are not under the 'remove your head coverings' rule.
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Darth_Hiram
A Journey into The Force
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date Posted: May 13, 2008 6:23 PM
I guess he didn't have much else to do when he got there after his big fight with Anakin. Boy, he sure did lead a roller coaster life.
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Darth Draconius
A Lot of Limericks and Nonsense
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date Posted: May 13, 2008 7:59 PM
Shouldn't that be reversed...
Sure, I can just see some kid whining for his parents to buy him a Donny Dewback or Billy the Bantha plush. I just don't know how cuddly you're going to find the Suzie Sarlacc toys... ![]:)](http://blogs.starwars.com/share/img/emoticons/devil.gif)
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darthgrievious93
Hey, Ho, Let's Go!
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date Posted: May 13, 2008 8:57 PM
Let me guess. The aliens run the rides while the humans sit and enjoy their misfortune.
How racist!
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The Stooge
Star Wars Joke-A-Day
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date Posted: May 13, 2008 10:30 PM
Never ever go to Toronto's Wonderland when their dollar is on the rise.
Weird, I think I've actually been there. 'Course, that was back when ol' George Washington was on top of the Looney, or whatever the hell it's called.
Boy, he sure did lead a roller coaster life.
Ha! You crack me up.
The Funland Wastes! 66 Coarse, Rough Rides and attractions!
Oh, ami. You always know how to make me miss Kenobi-fan...
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The Stooge
Star Wars Joke-A-Day
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date Posted: May 13, 2008 10:31 PM
I just don't know how cuddly you're going to find the Suzie Sarlacc toys...
It'd be a hit with the creepy old men, though.
Okay, that was gross. I apologize.
Bullseye the Womprat!
That IS great! Remind me to steal that if I ever start a comic-strip.
Let me guess. The aliens run the rides while the humans sit and enjoy their misfortune.
How racist!
What're you, some kind of Rodian-lover?
Now if only they'd stay in single file in the lines....
Keeeeeeeeep dreamin', sister. Keep dreamin'.
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zach starwalker
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date Posted: May 14, 2008 5:38 PM
Never ever go to Toronto's Wonderland when their dollar is on the rise.
Weird, I think I've actually been there. 'Course, that was back when ol' George Washington was on top of the Looney, or whatever the hell it's called.
That would be a loonie. They can never take an economic crisis seriously. Plus the queen of England has always been on one side with a loon on the other. Plus it was only introduced 21 years ago. I always knew I hated Canada. Curse them and their propaganda money!
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