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Star Wars Joke-A-Day
date posted: May 22, 2008 10:51 AM
Top Ten Time #33
Today, of course, marks another episode in The Great Collaboration. Two titans of the silver screen have once again joined forces, bringing us, at long last, another Indiana Jones film.

But one must imagine... what would have happened had these brilliant artists worked together even before Raiders? How might such cinematic synergy have altered our beloved space opera?

And so, let's examine...

The Top Ten Changes Had The Star Wars Saga Been Directed By Steven Spielberg

(drumroll please)

#10 --- All the films are still scored by John Williams -- except for Episode II, which was done by Quincy Jones

#9 --- In the SE, all blasters are replaced with walkie-talkies

#8 --- Stormtroopers wear black boots, half-helmets, arm bands... oh hell, they're just Nazis

#7 --- The Rebel Alliance was started by one Senator Grebleips

#6 --- We never actually see the Colo claw fish, only its fin

#5 --- Mace Windu keeps telling everyone to hold onto their butts

#4 --- Robin Williams gets cast as Jar Jar Binks

#3 --- Darth Vader didn't kill Padme, they just got divorced

#2 --- During the ANH end celebration, Owen and Beru step out, alive and well

And the #1 change had Spielberg directed the saga is --- Episode I: Qui-Gon's List