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 Didja hear about the race between Lama Su and Yarael Poof?
It was neck and neck the entire time...
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http://blogs.starwars.com/joke/629 |
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zach starwalker
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date Posted: May 25, 2008 10:23 AM
Maybe if this comment is witty enough I might get a laugh out of it.
I sadly do not have any good comment on long necks. Wait maybe I do.
Same with this too.
Not being able to see the new Indy movie really has me down today.
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jediprincess77
I Know...
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date Posted: May 25, 2008 10:46 AM
This joke is a bit of a stretch, don't ya think? 
Kidding, I liked it... 
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Green Am I
Mudhole? Slimy?! My blog this is!
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date Posted: May 25, 2008 11:21 AM
Nice one, quite funny! I am pleased to report that I finally guessed the punchline before reading the actual joke. I've been trying to do that for months.
On another topic, I wonder where on his neck Yarael Poof would wear a bowtie...
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darthgrievious93
Hey, Ho, Let's Go!
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date Posted: May 25, 2008 11:23 AM
The do kinda look like ostritches.
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Yodafett117
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date Posted: May 25, 2008 9:53 PM
Just wondering, what would happen if one of them got a crick in their neck?
Ouch.
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Yodafett117
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date Posted: May 25, 2008 10:57 PM
"Dad, dad, guess what?"
"What?"
"I got second place in the race!"
"Good job! How many racers were there?"
"Two"
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The Stooge
Star Wars Joke-A-Day
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date Posted: May 26, 2008 9:45 AM
Your joke inspires a longggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg laugh
Thaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaanks!
Not being able to see the new Indy movie really has me down today.
Don't worry. I present you with this important news article.
Did any ostriches participate in this race, too.
What is this, Super Mario 2?
**snicker snicker**
I hope you're laughing at them, not with them!
This joke is a bit of a stretch, don't ya think?
You mean a Jedi Master and a reclusive cloner wouldn't actually race each other?
I am pleased to report that I finally guessed the punchline before reading the actual joke. I've been trying to do that for months.
Time well spent?
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The Stooge
Star Wars Joke-A-Day
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date Posted: May 26, 2008 9:50 AM
The do kinda look like ostritches.
I'm sure some would accuse the Jedi of having their heads in the sand, too.
But who won?!
I have my money on the Jedi. Y'seen how deliberately those Kaminoans walk?
Okay, so I've been sitting here for at least 5 minutes trying to incorporate "nexu" into a witty remark
Ha! Still funny!
You are really sticking your neck out on this one!
I have a Shameless Blug somewhere, but I'm too rushed to look it up!
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The Stooge
Star Wars Joke-A-Day
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date Posted: May 26, 2008 9:50 AM
if they both crossed the finish line at the same time ...... we'd have a neck tie.
 Ahoy!
"Good job! How many racers were there?"
"Two"
Ha! Nice.
That explains their entry into the Racing Hals of Fame.
Yah, das is gut.
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Tu®gon
Gondolin
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date Posted: May 26, 2008 10:19 AM
I'd hate to be either one of those guys and get a sore throat...
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zach starwalker
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date Posted: May 26, 2008 3:33 PM
But who won?!
I have my money on the Jedi. Y'seen how deliberately those Kaminoans walk?
Mine on the Kaminoan. They could grow and extra set of legs and a few wings with their genetics before the race is over. Maybe even thrown in some biological hyperdrive for good measure.
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