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Star Wars Joke-A-Day (gone fishin')
date posted: May 28, 2008 8:48 AM  |  updated: May 28, 2008 9:08 AM
Wednesday One-Liners
Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull came out this past weekend, and online reviews have been very mixed. In fact, fans haven't been this divided since the last time any movie was ever released into theaters.

Oscar-winning actress Cate Blanchett plays a KGB agent in the movie... her Russian accent was so convincing that I kept thinking she was looking for moose und sqvirrel.

LucasArts recently confirmed that Jimmy Smits will provide the voice for Bail Organa in The Force Unleashed. Wow, Bail Organa! Can this game possibly get any more exciting?

The final Legacy of the Force novel has been rocketing up the bestseller lists. Invincible features the climactic confrontation between Jaina and her Sith Lord brother, Jacen... man, remember the good ol' days, when Skywalker twins just had the hots for each other?

It's been announced that Peter Mayhew will be a guest at the upcoming Celebration Japan... he'll be headlining a panel titled "How the hell am I supposed to sleep in that tiny hotel bed?"

Insiders report that George Lucas will also make an appearance in Tokyo, for a special one-time presentation called "Why Panasonic products are right for YOU!"