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Star Wars Joke-A-Day
date posted: Jun 18, 2008 8:16 AM
Wednesday One-Liners
Disney World's Star Wars Weekends have begun, and with them came a slew of new merchandise. And more crossover figures are on the way! Next year's batch includes Scrooge McDuck as Count Dooku, Tinkerbell as Watto, and Walt Disney's Body Frozen in Carbonite.

Attendees of the Star Wars Disney Weekends were treated to a new clip from the upcoming Clone Wars movie... the action heavily features new character Ahsoka Tano, who serves as the film's token mullet.

Recently, George Lucas threw his support behind Barack Obama for President... with this new endorsement, Obama is now confident that he can win California.

Lucas was no doubt inspired by Obama's message of Change. After all, George has long been a proponent of change. Remember when he changed Darth Vader into an annoying nine year-old?