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Star Wars Joke-A-Day (gone fishin')
date posted: Apr 10, 2006 7:17 AM  |  updated: Apr 10, 2006 7:26 AM
Exit Light/Enter Night
Why did the Stormtrooper go to the Metallica concert?


Because he was into headbanging!


(Thanks to our own Darthcharlie32 for inspiring this one!)