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Star Wars Joke-A-Day

by: The Stooge

date posted: Apr 10, 2006 7:17 AM | updated: Apr 10, 2006 7:26 AM

Exit Light/Enter Night

Why did the Stormtrooper go to the Metallica concert?

Because he was into headbanging!

(Thanks to our own Darthcharlie32 for inspiring this one!)

http://blogs.starwars.com/joke/65

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	D2-L2
date Posted: Apr 10, 2006 7:23 AM As always Stooge, you always crack me up. Who knew that the stormtroopers were into Metallica...........

superslinger2006

date Posted: Apr 10, 2006 7:43 AM

I couldn't post a comment on your April 6 one (Bright Idea with the Jawas), because the comments are closed, so I'll put one here.

I used to think Jawas go "utedee" instead of "Utinni". Maybe it's because I only got to play the Super Star Wars game on the SNES, and I didn't have (or watch) the movie yet.

http://sounds.wavcentral.com/movies/starwars/ootanee.mp3

We now return to the current comments for this joke.

	darth eagle2 the veiws of a sith
date Posted: Apr 10, 2006 7:49 AM hahahaha nice...

	amidalooine The Emotional Galaxy
date Posted: Apr 10, 2006 7:50 AM YES! Stooge's joke is posted! A bright spot on a crappy morning... On the list for this afternoon...pull out the Metallica CD...

	Kenobi-fan The Jundland Wastes Journal
date Posted: Apr 10, 2006 8:43 AM Open the mosh-pit, open the mosh-pit!

	bendakstarkiller617 bendakstarkillers kill count
date Posted: Apr 10, 2006 8:44 AM metallica rules awesome joke

	Darth Rex0 So be it....
date Posted: Apr 10, 2006 8:59 AM On the list for this afternoon...pull out the Metallica CD... My thoughts exactly Ami. Gotta love a chick that listens to Metallica.... Good one Stooge.

	jkthunder Seven Pieces
date Posted: Apr 10, 2006 10:34 AM Metallica RULZ ... but I dont get the headbanging stormtrooper thing. the sound of low flying speeder trucks is heard zooming over jk's head

	jkthunder Seven Pieces
date Posted: Apr 10, 2006 10:57 AM Oooh - wait... maybe you mean the scene where the stormtrooper banged his head on the bulkhead door? I may be slow, but I'm SMRT!

The Stooge
Star Wars Joke-A-Day

date Posted: Apr 10, 2006 12:27 PM

Who knew that the stormtroopers were into Metallica

Actually, it was just that one trooper. The others, bizzarely enough, are all Fanilows.

I only got to play the Super Star Wars game on the SNES, and I didn't have (or watch) the movie yet.

How'd you know what the goal of the game was?

A bright spot on a crappy morning...

Hope the day went uphill from there!

pull out the Metallica CD...

And we know you've got a lot of different CDs to choose from!

	The Stooge Star Wars Joke-A-Day
date Posted: Apr 10, 2006 12:27 PM Open the mosh-pit, open the mosh-pit! Took me a second, but Gotta love a chick that listens to Metallica That stormtrooper was a chick?!? Oh, I see... I may be slow, but I'm SMRT! Ha!

_Darth_Indy_
Life, Liberty, and the Pursuit of Star Wars

date Posted: Apr 10, 2006 4:02 PM

Here's a comment the local stormtrooper asked me to relay (his exact wording):

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I tak offence to that! Us Stormtroopers mae not bee so smart, but we not bee bangin heads sew much. it cauzez brain damag. We all iz good riters - we culd do much bettr jokz!

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Sorry, he was holding a blaster to my head!

We now return to your regularly scheduled comments.

	amidalooine The Emotional Galaxy
date Posted: Apr 10, 2006 7:17 PM Hope the day went uphill from there! Thanks, Stooge!

	Jedi Master Mina Jedi blogging, go back to your drinks!
date Posted: Apr 10, 2006 10:20 PM Rock on Stooge. The bic is lit for an encore!

	Yoda's Pink Uncle
date Posted: Apr 15, 2006 5:10 AM I spy a changed avatar YPU out

	darthdarkskull2516
date Posted: Apr 17, 2006 5:09 AM LOL so funny

	superslinger2006
date Posted: Apr 17, 2006 7:55 AM To the Stooge: Actually, I would say that the the Jawa sound comes in the 2nd level when you shoot Jawas down in order to get to the sandcrawler. Okay, so Super Star Wars (SNES game) doesn't really follow the movie's plot, and there's some substantial changes to it. (Hope the emoticon/Yodacon works)

	superslinger2006
date Posted: Apr 18, 2006 7:40 AM And maybe someone should start a new blog entry on Super Star Wars because this will run out of comment space, and I'm not on Hyperspace.

	Darthcharlie32 The Cantina at the End of the Universe!
date Posted: Jul 11, 2006 5:42 PM A Dedication..... Im So Proud...... "That Will Be a Interesting Day" Jayne

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