"Wookiee with new paycheck going to Kashyyk."

The past few days I've had the strangest craving for Chinese food...hmmmmm...

Good one, Stoogie!

"You are a weak-minded fool."
in bed, with a rope.

I can assure you we're quite safe from your pitiful little banquet. Now you will experience the full power of the dark meat!

Here we go again! Now I need another joke... it's just never enough...

His fortunes would read:

You are not to be admitted


You will soon be taken to Jabba


You will soon give a middleman a gift

when 900 years old you reach, Chinese food you will not want!

until then -- pass the sweet and sour chicken

Hmm. I ran out of ideas the lasat time. Also the fact that I cant create lekku or a decent humanoid you get another video. Personally I like the Hawking part. His voice is funny.

Nee Jabba no badda. Me chaade su goodie.

See...I have no clue what that actually means, but can anything associated with Bib truly be good? So I'll revert to my answer to Come With Free Eggroll #1:

...which would explain why we see no Chinese restaurants on Tatooine...

you have served your master well...

and you will be rewarded...

Great joke!

I've never liked Chinese food. Although I did eat a baby octopus once.........and it didn't taste like chicken. Good joke!

Wadsworth: Who altered the lucky numbers on the back of Bib's fortuna cookie that day? Was it Professor Mon.. or was it Mrs. Snootles? No. It was his co-worker: Colonel Crumb.

I think they come with a bib as well.

Makes sense, they are pretty dry....

All I can say is that I had better get a good fortune.


MTFBWY

"Wookiee with new paycheck going to Kashyyk."

Ha! That's rather brilliant.

The past few days I've had the strangest craving for Chinese food...hmmmmm...

Don't blame me! I'm just the messenger.
Now can I hang this thing on your door, or not?

"You are a weak-minded fool."

Excellent!

in bed, with a rope.

We must get different cookies than you do...

I can assure you we're quite safe from your pitiful little banquet. Now you will experience the full power of the dark meat!

Fry at will, Commander!

Here we go again! Now I need another joke... it's just never enough...

Adding insult to injury -- this joke is already stale!

His fortunes would read:
You are not to be admitted
You will soon be taken to Jabba
You will soon give a middleman a gift

Hey, that reminds me of an awesome blog of yours!

when 900 years old you reach, Chinese food you will not want!

Hell, I'll probably be on a liquid diet by the time I'm 80.

Personally I like the Hawking part. His voice is funny.

His sense of humor is, too.

I have no clue what that actually means, but can anything associated with Bib truly be good?

Yes! He's an awesome guy. Why doesn't anyone acknowledge the incredible wonderfulness that is Bib Fortuna?

and you will be rewarded...

Ahsota valocha...

I did eat a baby octopus once.........and it didn't taste like chicken.

Did it squirt ya, though?

Was it Professor Mon.. or was it Mrs. Snootles? No. It was his co-worker: Colonel Crumb.

I protest! Crumb's character is beyond repute!

I think they come with a bib as well.

I always use the tablecloth, m'self...

Makes sense, they are pretty dry....

So...... what wine is served with 'em?

All I can say is that I had better get a good fortune.

I once got one which read "All is not yet lost." Possibly the most depressing cookie ever!

Good one Stooge, I needed a good chuckle and you delivered again. Thanks

Fortuna cookies!

just make sure you wear a Bib while eating them...

( I cant believe no one did that joke yet! Lucky me, it was all I had LOL)