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 | Where did you dig up that old fossil? |
 Why did Admiral Piett's grandmother enlist in the Empire?
She heard they have the best walkers in the galaxy!
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http://blogs.starwars.com/joke/66 |
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The Dark Moose
Moose Poodoo
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date Posted: Apr 11, 2006 7:21 AM
Instructions for viewing this blog:
Step 1) Read set up
Step 2) Read punchline
Step 3) Listen
The preceeding has been brought to you by the Straight Man Union Chapter 412 of Detroit.
Straight Men. You Need Us.
(straight since 1932)
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The Stooge
Star Wars Joke-A-Day
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date Posted: Apr 11, 2006 7:38 AM
"I've fallen and I can't get up...without my grappling hook!"
I'm picturing grandma...straddling the AT-AT...giddyup!!!
There's gonna be some fuuuuuuuuuuuuun imagery today! 
Step 3) Listen
I've only given the rimshot treatment to one of my previous entries... though yeah, I suppose they all deserve it.
Straight Men. You Need Us.
All you women out there hear that?
(Hey, someone was gonna go there -- why not me?)
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The Dark Moose
Moose Poodoo
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date Posted: Apr 11, 2006 7:47 AM
Your link's not working for me, Moose. All I can see is "Rim Shot"...and I am intrigued.
And sadly now, you'll never know :0)
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Darth Rex0
So be it....
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date Posted: Apr 11, 2006 9:00 AM
Great link Moose.
Stooge, honestly when I first saw this blog I thought "what the heck...". Now, I can't stop laughing at this stuff. Where do you come up with it? Don't answer that, I like not knowing. Keep it up!
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argenteenjedi
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date Posted: Apr 11, 2006 6:59 PM
i guess its ok 
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operation66
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date Posted: Apr 11, 2006 7:15 PM
wow... I cant believe that made it to the featured blog.
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weatheriscool@hotmail.com
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date Posted: Apr 11, 2006 7:31 PM
wow, at first i thought that it was serious and that she actually DID enlist, but once i read it i got it! One of the best if heard in a while! 10/10!
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Aurin_Starkiller
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date Posted: Apr 11, 2006 7:53 PM
Where do you come up with it?
He has a Wookie friend that bangs his head against the wall until a joke pops out... 
Good joke, Stooge. Keep them coming.
God Bless,
Now you understand that evil will always triumph, because good is dumb!
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Darth_Alpha1
Sith Happens, but Jedi Rocks
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date Posted: Apr 12, 2006 5:55 AM
(Vader: I'm afraid Mrs. Piett...will no longer be with us...
Stormtroopers: Aww man!...dang...I liked her...she made us cookies...and soda...and coffee!
Palpatine: She was the only one to tell me "I love you" and really mean it...a terrible loss...)
Very clever Master JokesaLot aka. The Stooge
DA1 Force be with Ya'
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Darth_Muh
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date Posted: Apr 12, 2006 5:57 AM
Makes you wonder what other medical benefits the Empire provides.
Stormtrooper armor with built-in undergarments.
Helmet communications systems that double as hearing aids.
Bi-focal lenses in the helmets.
and of course Palpydent - keeping dentures in place since 19 BBY.
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Darth Jeffery
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date Posted: Apr 12, 2006 8:49 AM
lol Most these comments are funnier than the joke.
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Dre Honda
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date Posted: Apr 12, 2006 8:51 AM
Do the walkers have tennis balls on the bottom for her to walk easier??
It's a great joke, keep em coming.
The radar sir, it appears to be....jam!!!
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Darthflaga
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date Posted: Apr 12, 2006 10:57 AM
Makes you wonder what other medical benefits the Empire provides.
indeed.
Nice one stooge. you made my day again. 
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The Stooge
Star Wars Joke-A-Day
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date Posted: Apr 12, 2006 1:16 PM
when I first saw this blog I thought "what the heck..."
I do cherish that first comment you left. Thanks for the compliment, and for not giving up on me!
That was soooo funny!
Thanks!
i guess its ok
Uh... thanks.
I cant believe that made it to the featured blog.
You're welcome to join Hyperspace and show us all how to compose a truly brilliant blog. (Geez, am I running for President or somethin'?)
One of the best if heard in a while! 10/10!
Gracias! I did kinda like this one. 
He has a Wookie friend that bangs his head against the wall until a joke pops out...
You met my father-in-law?
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The Stooge
Star Wars Joke-A-Day
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date Posted: Apr 12, 2006 1:17 PM
clever, very clever....
Funny, funny Stooge.
Thank you, thank you both.
Sadly I heard she did not live past the Battle of Hoth.
Hmm. I thought she made it through and then retired to Tatooine, where she complained that it wasn't hot enough.
Palpatine: She was the only one to tell me "I love you" and really mean it
Poor ol' Palps -- he was just misunderstood.
Helmet communications systems that double as hearing aids.
Ha! Loved 'em all!
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The Stooge
Star Wars Joke-A-Day
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date Posted: Apr 12, 2006 1:19 PM
-nuff, said
If only my comments were so concise! Thanks!
Most these comments are funnier than the joke.
100% agreed.
Do the walkers have tennis balls on the bottom for her to walk easier??
I knew the imagery would be fun!
you made my day again.
Wow! High praise and high pressure! 
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Echuu-shen jon67
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date Posted: Apr 12, 2006 5:47 PM
Hahaha thats hilarious.
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FAN4YRS
A Rebel's Ramblings
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date Posted: Apr 14, 2006 10:01 AM
Chewbacca: Gronk!
Han Solo: Chewie's right, where did you dig up that old fossil?
Luke Skywalker: Well, we were in Arizona forever, no luck! So we moved the dig to New Mexico and within a week we found--
Han Solo: Shut-up, kid! Remember, I'M the smart alec.
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The Short Stormtrooper
Confessions of a Short Stormtrooper
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date Posted: Apr 14, 2006 11:00 AM
I heard Piett's Grandma was inducted. Me and the boys down in the barracks could have sworn we saw the Emperor showing up to shopping mall openings with someone new on his arm!!! I always DID think it was a little suspect that her grand son made Fleet Admiral so bloody quickly!! She must have the withered ear of some Sith Lords in high places!
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ty_fighter01
The Death Star Files
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date Posted: Jan 22, 2007 6:45 PM
Great! How do you come up with this stuff? How about this one
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Mynock.
Mynock who?
Mynock knock jokes are hilarious!
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