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by: The Stooge

date posted: Aug 26, 2008 9:18 AM

Because Tentacles Are So Suggestive

Didja hear about the dianoga who became addicted to romance novels?

That's what happens when you live in a trash compactor!

http://blogs.starwars.com/joke/695

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	Tu®gon Gondolin
date Posted: Aug 26, 2008 10:07 AM Um...

	jediprincess77 I Know...
date Posted: Aug 26, 2008 10:13 AM Dirty!

	leia19886 Someone get this big walking carpet out of my way ...
date Posted: Aug 26, 2008 10:30 AM Trash Talk -- very icky that is -- ha ha

Corterville
Yoda's House of Pancakes

date Posted: Aug 26, 2008 11:26 AM

He passionately slithered the end of his tentacle along her spine, fully enjoying the sensation of her coarse, cracked skin as it abrased the underside of his soft, gooey flesh. If she was the one in heat, then why was he the one that felt on fire?

"I must have you now," he warbled, in his native tongue.

"You can have me," she replied, her eyes reflecting the passion that burned inside her. "But you must wait a moment. I am shedding my skin."

	Corterville Yoda's House of Pancakes
date Posted: Aug 26, 2008 11:29 AM In the above passage, "eyes" should have been singular

	comanderbly That's Impossible. Even for a Computer.
date Posted: Aug 26, 2008 11:45 AM The heart wants what the hear wants.

	ewanandhaydenfan5 I Have You Now!
date Posted: Aug 26, 2008 12:16 PM He he he...

	Lord Harald The Council of Evil
date Posted: Aug 26, 2008 1:45 PM It's funny because it's true.

	amidalooine The Emotional Galaxy
date Posted: Aug 26, 2008 2:51 PM The Death Star Dianoga: Fabio of the GFFA.

	darthgrievious93 Hey, Ho, Let's Go!
date Posted: Aug 26, 2008 3:34 PM Sticky.

	zach starwalker
date Posted: Aug 26, 2008 3:39 PM Just to let you know, I dont get it.

	MomOf2YoungPadawan Mamadala's Lair
date Posted: Aug 26, 2008 4:43 PM Fabio of the GFFA. Yes, those...things hanging off his eye and blowing in the stenchy breeze of the trash compactor...it drives the other dianoga wild...gotta love it!

	jkthunder Seven Pieces
date Posted: Aug 26, 2008 4:59 PM Am I really the first to say "that Dianoga has it's mind (and everything else) in the gutter!"?

The Stooge
Star Wars Joke-A-Day

date Posted: Aug 26, 2008 5:22 PM

Um...

Either you are a person of high moral fiber, or this joke blows.
Yeah, we all know it's the latter.

Dirty!

Yet, somehow, so very appealing...?
No?

Trash Talk -- very icky that is

That could be the name of the dianoga's newsletter!

He passionately slithered the end of his tentacle along her spine, fully enjoying the sensation of her coarse, cracked skin as it abrased the underside of his soft, gooey flesh.

I could quote more, but really, how would I top it?
And ten points for avoiding the phrase "something just moved past my leg."

	The Stooge Star Wars Joke-A-Day
date Posted: Aug 26, 2008 5:22 PM The heart wants what the hear wants. Surgery? He he he... Thank goodness someone got it! It's funny because it's true. And it's true because the Death Star's library had a shockingly small selection. The Death Star Dianoga: Fabio of the GFFA. That is, of course, the name of his autobiography. Sticky. Before and after!

The Stooge
Star Wars Joke-A-Day

date Posted: Aug 26, 2008 5:23 PM

Just to let you know, I dont get it.

I appreciate you letting me know.

Yes, those...things hanging off his eye and blowing in the stenchy breeze of the trash compactor...it drives the other dianoga wild...

And you should see what's under the water. I get all hot and bothered just thinkin' about it.

Am I really the first to say "that Dianoga has it's mind (and everything else) in the gutter!"?

Too true. And I'm kicking myself for not thinking along those lines for the title!

	Joe-P-Wan Kollinopi
date Posted: Aug 26, 2008 6:44 PM That's what happens when you live in a trash compactor! I'm guessing this is because the Imperial officers didn't prefer the genre? If so, I'm with them.

	Sarlacc-Pitt Slowly Digested Over A Thousand Blogs
date Posted: Aug 26, 2008 8:03 PM "Pardon me George..... could that be dianoga bo-ner....."

	Qui-Gon Reborn The Fifth Dimension
date Posted: Aug 26, 2008 9:03 PM Ew...

	Rogueish W.I.E.R.D.
date Posted: Aug 26, 2008 10:33 PM I had a bad feeling about this joke.

	Tu®gon Gondolin
date Posted: Aug 27, 2008 1:43 AM Either you are a person of high moral fiber Thought I disproved that with this comment (#25)...

	germanspeakingjedi 235
date Posted: Aug 27, 2008 3:29 AM I agree zack. i sorta get it.

	DJ Maul: Got Feet? DJ Maul's Dancin' Cantina Party
date Posted: Aug 27, 2008 6:27 AM at long last, proof....Love stinks....

The Stooge
Star Wars Joke-A-Day

date Posted: Aug 28, 2008 8:23 PM

Yicch. I hate being sick. Late August flu sucks.

I'm guessing this is because the Imperial officers didn't prefer the genre? If so, I'm with them.

Never read the stuff m'self...

"Pardon me George..... could that be dianoga bo-ner....."

Ha!

Ew...

My work here is done!

I had a bad feeling about this joke.

Glad to have proven you right...

Thought I disproved that with this comment (#25)...

Ahhhhh, my brain had nearly forgotten it!

i sorta get it.

That makes one of us.

at long last, proof....Love stinks....

And yet, like fools trying to escape a detention unit, we still dive right in.

	JediMelindaWolf Try not. Do. Or do not. There is no try.
date Posted: Aug 28, 2008 9:33 PM hey, are you inferring something about those of us who enjoy a bit of romantic #### from time to time??? MTFBWY

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