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Star Wars Joke-A-Day
date posted: Jan 06, 2009 6:46 AM
Top Ten Time #38
One of my favorite surprises of 2008 was the incredibly fun trivia game/book Obsessed With Star Wars. I received it as a gift and have been addicted to it ever since!

However, Obsessed With Star Wars wasn't its original title. In fact, they went through a whole slew of names before deciding upon that moniker. And now, revealed for the first time anywhere, I present...

The Top Ten Alternate Titles for Obsessed With Star Wars

(drumroll please)

#10 --- In Debt From Star Wars

#9 --- Aroused By Star Wars

#8 --- Court Ordered To Stay Fifty Feet Away From Star Wars At All Times

#7 --- You Know What I Like About Star Wars? Everything

#6 --- Driven To An Eating Disorder By Star Wars

#5 --- In A Co-Dependent Relationship With Star Wars

#4 --- Dropped Out Of Law School Because Star Wars Asked Me To

#3 --- I Don't Just Like Star Wars, I Like-Like Star Wars

#2 --- This Is My Brain... This Is My Brain On Star Wars

And the #1 alternate title is --- Indecently Exposed To Star Wars