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 One of my favorite surprises of 2008 was the incredibly fun trivia game/book Obsessed With Star Wars. I received it as a gift and have been addicted to it ever since!
However, Obsessed With Star Wars wasn't its original title. In fact, they went through a whole slew of names before deciding upon that moniker. And now, revealed for the first time anywhere, I present...
The Top Ten Alternate Titles for Obsessed With Star Wars
(drumroll please)
#10 --- In Debt From Star Wars
#9 --- Aroused By Star Wars
#8 --- Court Ordered To Stay Fifty Feet Away From Star Wars At All Times
#7 --- You Know What I Like About Star Wars? Everything
#6 --- Driven To An Eating Disorder By Star Wars
#5 --- In A Co-Dependent Relationship With Star Wars
#4 --- Dropped Out Of Law School Because Star Wars Asked Me To
#3 --- I Don't Just Like Star Wars, I Like-Like Star Wars
#2 --- This Is My Brain... This Is My Brain On Star Wars
And the #1 alternate title is --- Indecently Exposed To Star Wars
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DJ Maul: Got Feet?
DJ Maul's Dancin' Cantina Party
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date Posted: Jan 06, 2009 6:52 AM
#11 - "Everything I Know In Life I Learned From Watching Star Wars..."
#12 - "My Wife Left Me Because of Star Wars"
#13 - "My Wife Left Me FOR Star Wars!"
Ok, Im done for now... 
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jediprincess77
I Know...
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date Posted: Jan 06, 2009 8:47 AM
Ignore that comment, because I just realized how completely you trump me there, Stooge!
"I Named My Child After a Star Wars Character"
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nob01
Oil Bath Bubbles
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date Posted: Jan 06, 2009 9:22 AM
#14 'Star Wars' is a euphamism for everything I do in my life.
i.e. I Star Warsed myself twice yesterday.
(I got that book for xmas! Love it!!)
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Rogueish
W.I.E.R.D.
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date Posted: Jan 06, 2009 9:41 AM
Next up - the Facebook group "Addicted to Star Wars".
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JediMelindaWolf
Try not. Do. Or do not. There is no try.
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date Posted: Jan 06, 2009 9:54 AM
Oh My Gosh!!! These all (including the additons from our friends! ) are superfabulous!!!
"I Can't Walk Into Any Room In The House Without Being Surrounded By Star Wars"
"My Car Is An Xwing Fighter (Or At Least I Want It To Be)"
Shall I go on?????
MTFBWY 
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Darth Draconius
A Lot of Limericks and Nonsense
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date Posted: Jan 06, 2009 10:57 AM
Next up - the Facebook group "Addicted to Star Wars".
Hey, there's already a Star Wars group you can join as a fan. I know, 'cuz I did.
And here are my contributions:
- Just When You Though You Knew Star Wars
- Hello, My Name is ::Insert Name Here::, and I Am a StarWarsAholic
- My Life as a Closet Jar Jar Fan
- Star Wars: 'Nuff Said
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Qui-Tom Servo loves Padme
You Must Unlearn What You Have Learned
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date Posted: Jan 06, 2009 1:17 PM
#1138 You people have dedicated your lives to a TV show I did in the 60s as a lark. Move out of your mother's basement. Get a life! (William Shatner on Saturday Night Live after Star Trek IV came out)
Oh wait, I'm sorry, that's an alternative title for Obsessed with Star Trek. 
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zach starwalker
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date Posted: Jan 06, 2009 7:40 PM
Lets see if I cant come up with one.
10 Reasons Star Wars Made you Insane
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Darth_Hiram
A Journey into The Force
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date Posted: Jan 06, 2009 8:06 PM
Or perhaps:
The Joy of Star Wars
Star Wars and Me: an Autobiography
Oprah's Guide to the Star Wars Universe
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NecRomance
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date Posted: Jan 07, 2009 1:17 AM
Return of the Fan Boy?
Or perhaps, Everything You Really Didn't Want To Know About Star Wars (And About That Extra In Scene 24). Or the bold title Why Mace's Lightsaber Is Purple And Other Interesting Stuff About Star Wars.
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PrincessAngel39
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date Posted: Jan 07, 2009 6:31 AM
"I Named My Child After a Star Wars Character"
There is a well known music journalist in my country whose son has named his two sons after SW characters. This is not a joke, this is true.
For me, even as a SW fan, this is going a little too far ... 
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The Stooge
Star Wars Joke-A-Day
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date Posted: Jan 07, 2009 9:49 AM
#12 - "My Wife Left Me Because of Star Wars"
#13 - "My Wife Left Me FOR Star Wars!"
It would be even creepier if it was "I Left My Wife For Star Wars"...
Ignore that comment, because I just realized how completely you trump me there, Stooge!
"I Named My Child After a Star Wars Character"
The really wonderful thing is that, in its long form, it's a real Jewish name!
#14 'Star Wars' is a euphamism for everything I do in my life.
i.e. I Star Warsed myself twice yesterday.
Just twice? Your self-control is admirable!
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The Stooge
Star Wars Joke-A-Day
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date Posted: Jan 07, 2009 9:50 AM
Next up - the Facebook group "Addicted to Star Wars".
This is why'd I'd be a horrible candidate for Facebook... also, because I once slammed a book into my face, and I'm still getting over it.
#15 How my life was saved by Star Wars
Is this a medical text book about the latest in prosthetic limb surgery?
"I Can't Walk Into Any Room In The House Without Being Surrounded By Star Wars"
One of these days, I'm gonna visit your house... and never leave!
- Hello, My Name is ::Insert Name Here::, and I Am a StarWarsAholic
The first step is admitting that there's a higher power.
In this case, of course, it's the Force!
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The Stooge
Star Wars Joke-A-Day
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date Posted: Jan 07, 2009 9:51 AM
#468 --- Star Wars Solitaire
Though someone once told me it's more fun with friends.
#1138
You people have dedicated your lives to a TV show I did in the 60s as a lark. Move out of your mother's basement. Get a life!
Ah, probably the greatest SNL sketch ever! I wonder if it's online... gonna go check after this...
Aren't we all...
If nothing else, because of my Boba Fett Underoos.
All of the above & a million more
At least we're comfortable admitting it!
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The Stooge
Star Wars Joke-A-Day
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date Posted: Jan 07, 2009 9:51 AM
next time on Dr. Phil - - my kids want me committed because I quote Yoda all day
I'd get pulled on that show because of quoting Darth... perhaps you think you are being treated unfairly? is MADE for parenting!
#66: I Live My Life Like A Jedi, And Would Die For Star Wars
You and your clever numbers!
#783: You're Gonna Love This Book So Much, You'll Post A Blog Entry On StarWars.com
That's hitting a bit close to home...
10 Reasons Star Wars Made you Insane
I should do that list!
The Joy of Star Wars
Brilliant!
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The Stooge
Star Wars Joke-A-Day
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date Posted: Jan 07, 2009 9:52 AM
This title would sell millions of copies...
The Karma Sutra of Star Wars
I'm checking Amazon right now!
(For the articles, of course.)
Or perhaps, Everything You Really Didn't Want To Know About Star Wars (And About That Extra In Scene 24)
That really IS what the book is like! But hey, God is in the details, right?
Maybe that quote wasn't referring to SW trivia, now that I think about it...
There is a well known music journalist in my country whose son has named his two sons after SW characters.
A clue to where you live!
For me, even as a SW fan, this is going a little too far ...
Uh oh...
Well, at least I'm not the son of Nicholas Cage!
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