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Star Wars Joke-A-Day

by: The Stooge

date posted: Jan 13, 2009 11:41 AM

He Will Make It Legal

How did Darth Vader stop Admiral Ozzel from testifying against him?

He issued a gag order!

http://blogs.starwars.com/joke/789

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	zach starwalker
date Posted: Jan 13, 2009 12:11 PM I find you lack of original conversation...disturbing. /forcechoke

	Gidrea Lightsky The Galaxy According to Gidrea
date Posted: Jan 13, 2009 2:49 PM I'm all choked up!

	nob01 Oil Bath Bubbles
date Posted: Jan 13, 2009 2:52 PM Ah - what would we do without Star Wars Choke-A-Day?

	FAN4YRS A Rebel's Ramblings
date Posted: Jan 13, 2009 3:08 PM Ozzel had the right to remain silent.

	leia19886 Someone get this big walking carpet out of my way ...
date Posted: Jan 13, 2009 5:23 PM sorry, I got nothing.

	amidalooine The Emotional Galaxy
date Posted: Jan 13, 2009 8:28 PM You know, I thought this was going in a different direction until I read the punchline.

	Darth_Hiram A Journey into The Force
date Posted: Jan 13, 2009 10:45 PM I guess Ozzel really put his neck on the line for the Empire.

	NecRomance
date Posted: Jan 14, 2009 12:05 AM Breathtaking.

The Stooge
Star Wars Joke-A-Day

date Posted: Jan 14, 2009 8:00 AM

I find you lack of original conversation...disturbing.
/forcechoke

:::::gaaaah:::::

I'm all choked up!

I get emotional about bad jokes, too.

Ah - what would we do without Star Wars Choke-A-Day?

Hey ho!

Ozzel had the right to remain silent.

sorry, I got nothing.

You and I are a good team.

You know, I thought this was going in a different direction until I read the punchline.

East? South? North? West?

I guess Ozzel really put his neck on the line for the Empire.

He and Yarael Poof had so much in common!

Breathtaking.

Zing!

	ewanandhaydenfan5 I Have You Now!
date Posted: Jan 14, 2009 9:45 AM I can't breath. I'm haunted by the force-choke that I should never have given you. That's all I got.

	Gidrea Lightsky The Galaxy According to Gidrea
date Posted: Jan 15, 2009 10:19 AM "OF"???

	JediMelindaWolf Try not. Do. Or do not. There is no try.
date Posted: Jan 15, 2009 12:22 PM That's one way of preventing the truth from getting out. MTFBWY

	usetheforce19 MasterMonkey13
date Posted: Jan 16, 2009 4:19 PM Read this blog a while ago but was too lazy to Login and post a reply. Hilarious!

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