The movie Fanboys, about a group of friends traveling from Ohio to Skywalker Ranch, will not open in Ohio. You stay classy, Weinsteins!

In this week's Clone Wars episode, famed sci-fi actor George Takei will be voicing a Neimoidian... 'cause hey, it's not like anyone ever accused that race of being an Asian stereotype.

A new licensee called Hawthorne Village will be producing Star Wars miniatures, at a cost of around eight dollars per square inch. For its first wave, the company plans to shrink down the Mos Eisley Cantina, Hoth's Echo Base, and your paycheck.