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Star Wars Joke-A-Day
date posted: Feb 11, 2009 3:59 PM
Wednesday One-Liners
Dark Horse revealed that they received a proposal for a comic about Fixer, a character so exciting that all his scenes were all cut from A New Hope. And if that doesn't fly, they're considering new titles such as "Tales of the Naberrie," a "WALD" one-shot, and "The Aunt Beru Adventures."


The third Darth Bane novel has been named "Dynasty of Evil," and yes, the audio book will be narrated by Joan Collins.


Someone made Han in Carbonite into a guacamole dip. It should be quite delicious... if it survived the freezing process, that is.


Recent articles have explored how much the Death Star would have cost, as well as how much energy it would need to operate. Somewhat frighteningly, these articles were sponsored by the Bill Gates Foundation.


And you can now learn Japanese with some help from Yoda! It's slightly more successful than the "Learn English from Nute Gunray" program.