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Star Wars Joke-A-Day
date posted: Jun 03, 2009 5:11 AM  |  updated: Jun 03, 2009 5:27 AM
Wednesday One-Liners
A video of a Star Wars-inspired bathroom has hit YouTube. I noticed that the shower seems to have never been used, which -- if you've ever been to a convention -- should come as no surprise.


Apparently, George Lucas might shoot the upcoming live-action Star Wars TV series in the Czech Republic. Naturally, when he's through with it, it'll be the Czech Empire.


In Japan, new Star Wars pachinko machines include a pink, floral-patterned C-3PO prize. The joke here is so obvious that I refuse to say it.


Highlights from a Star Wars wedding recently aired on TLC! Darth Vader officiated the ceremony, which he ended with "You may now choke the bride."


Also on television, Star Wars-inspired contestants appeared on Britain's Got Talent and So You Think You Can Dance. Honestly, the only way we fans are ever going to gain respect is if there's a reality show about designing bathrooms.


How common is Star Wars on reality TV? Well, CBS is planning a new show called The Amazing Mace.


How common is Star Wars on reality TV? TLC has just ordered a new season of Jon & Kate plus 8D8.


How common is Star Wars on reality TV? MTV recently aired all six movies!