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Star Wars Joke-A-Day

by: The Stooge

date posted: Jun 24, 2009 5:22 AM

Jedi High

Didja hear that Obi-Wan Kenobi got on the varsity fencing team?

Yeah... he always made the cut!

http://blogs.starwars.com/joke/916

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	Darth_Hiram A Journey into The Force
date Posted: Jun 24, 2009 5:33 AM And he used to practice with Darth Maul before he turned to the darkside, and when he won their famous fight he said it was because Maul was half the man he used to be.

	FAN4YRS A Rebel's Ramblings
date Posted: Jun 24, 2009 6:10 AM Generally, he was known as a cut-up in school.

	Corterville Yoda's House of Pancakes
date Posted: Jun 24, 2009 7:25 AM I'd parry this joke with a retort, if I could. But I don't have one, so alas, I must repass. (I have no idea what I'm talking about.)

	NecRomance
date Posted: Jun 24, 2009 8:23 AM Yeah... he always made the cut! There's a hairdresser joke in there somewhere...

	ewanandhaydenfan5 I Have You Now!
date Posted: Jun 24, 2009 8:30 AM Obi-Wan sure was sharp...

	nob01 Oil Bath Bubbles
date Posted: Jun 24, 2009 9:38 AM It all began when Qui-Gon rode in on an �p�e.

	Darth Draconius A Lot of Limericks and Nonsense
date Posted: Jun 24, 2009 9:47 AM Curses! Foiled again.

	leia19886 Someone get this big walking carpet out of my way ...
date Posted: Jun 24, 2009 10:22 AM he speaks silently and carries a BIG sord

	The Viridian Saber Virtual Unrealities (A victim of Order 66.)
date Posted: Jun 24, 2009 8:10 PM You don't "cut" in fencing. You "hit".

	Tu®gon Gondolin
date Posted: Jun 25, 2009 1:40 AM If only I had a good riposte...

	Yodafett117
date Posted: Jun 25, 2009 4:45 AM The name of the team he went up against? Maul United. That name changed soon after. And singing was heard through the halls - "Who the **** are Maul United...." Darth Hiram should know that one.

The Stooge
Star Wars Joke-A-Day

date Posted: Jun 25, 2009 5:24 AM

he won their famous fight he said it was because Maul was half the man he used to be.

Aaaaaaaaaaand now an annoying song from the 90's is stuck in my head.

Generally, he was known as a cut-up in school.

I have a Shameless Blug somewhere, but I'm too lazy to look it up!

I'd parry this joke with a retort, if I could. But I don't have one, so alas, I must repass.

Ahoy! x 3

(I have no idea what I'm talking about.)

Now that's comedy!

There's a hairdresser joke in there somewhere...

Which reminds me... I really need a haircut. Note to self.

The Stooge
Star Wars Joke-A-Day

date Posted: Jun 25, 2009 5:24 AM

Obi-Wan sure was sharp...

It was the mullet, wasn't it.

It all began when Qui-Gon rode in on an �p�e.

I had to look that up! Cheers to my British colleague for educating the masses.

Curses! Foiled again.

That one I got!

he speaks silently and carries a BIG sord

Wait, is that innuendo?

You don't "cut" in fencing. You "hit".

So come up with a "hit" pun.

If only I had a good riposte...

Zing! Rather nice.

The name of the team he went up against? Maul United. That name changed soon after.

I hate being out of the loop on something. Curse my shoddy American sports education!

	NecRomance
date Posted: Jun 26, 2009 2:18 AM It was the mullet, wasn't it. See, there's the hairdresser joke.

	JediMelindaWolf Try not. Do. Or do not. There is no try.
date Posted: Jun 26, 2009 8:45 AM he always made the cut In a most decisive way! And I can see the headline now: "Kenobi slices his way to victory!" MTFBWY

	The Viridian Saber Virtual Unrealities (A victim of Order 66.)
date Posted: Jun 26, 2009 9:48 PM So come up with a "hit" pun. I did, but it wasn't appropriate for young people. Like me.

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