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Star Wars Joke-A-Day
date posted: Jun 28, 2009 8:41 AM
Sith Tax
Didja hear that the Emperor made Darth Vader pay a fine?


Yeah... he tolled him to remain on the command ship!

  FAN4YRS
A Rebel's Ramblings
date Posted: Jun 28, 2009 10:09 AM
"I told you to remain on the command ship! Now bring me a really big potato chip!"

--Little known fact: The Emperor liked to rhymn.
  Yodafett117
date Posted: Jun 28, 2009 10:09 AM
Aand here's the only-too-often used reply:

It was so high that poor Anakin had to pay an arm and a leg for it
  zach starwalker
date Posted: Jun 28, 2009 10:44 AM
It was so high that poor Anakin had to pay an arm and a leg for it

It was actually two legs and an arm but who is counting?
JediMelindaWolf
Try not. Do. Or do not. There is no try.
date Posted: Jun 28, 2009 11:33 AM
Did DV hear bells ringing? I wonder.

MTFBWY :)
amidalooine
The Emotional Galaxy
date Posted: Jun 28, 2009 3:37 PM
...and Darth Vader actually paid it? See! DV's just a regular old Joe after all! :D
Darth_Hiram
A Journey into The Force
date Posted: Jun 28, 2009 9:48 PM
Perhaps Vader's feelings weren't clear on the toll subject.
The Stooge
Star Wars Joke-A-Day
date Posted: Jun 29, 2009 5:01 AM
--Little known fact: The Emperor liked to rhymn.

This makes the Emperor only more awesome.

Aand here's the only-too-often used reply:

True dat. :p

It was actually two legs and an arm but who is counting?

Dooku was counting. Because... he's a count...

Bleh.

Did DV hear bells ringing? I wonder.

Only now do I think of the title "The Phantom Tollbooth Menace." Phooey!

...and Darth Vader actually paid it? See! DV's just a regular old Joe after all!

You'll notice, though, that he tossed ol' Palpy overboard shortly thereafter.

Perhaps Vader's feelings weren't clear on the toll subject.

He was clear as a dark suit on a burned body.

?:|
  NecRomance
date Posted: Jun 29, 2009 11:41 PM
I've got nothing. I'll have to pay tax for it anyway, right?
The Stooge
Star Wars Joke-A-Day
date Posted: Jun 30, 2009 5:19 AM
Welcome to capitalism! :p
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