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Star Wars Joke-A-Day
date posted: Jun 29, 2009 5:17 AM
May The Corpse Be With You
Didja hear about the cadavers who went to the Boonta Eve Classic?


Yeah, it was a big turnout... from all coroners of the Outer Rim territories.

  FAN4YRS
A Rebel's Ramblings
date Posted: Jun 29, 2009 5:43 AM
I don't know enough about coroners and autopsy to find this funny. You're going high brow on me again and I can't follow. Dumb it down for the masses out here, please.
JediMelindaWolf
Try not. Do. Or do not. There is no try.
date Posted: Jun 29, 2009 7:04 AM
:^O :^O :^O

It's amazing how adding a letter here or there to a word can make a joke, and make it funny, I'd ca-d(h)ave to say! :^O :^O :^O

Good one, Stooge. :)

MTFBWY :)
nob01
Oil Bath Bubbles
date Posted: Jun 29, 2009 7:36 AM
*Deathly silence*
*One lone giggle*
  Corterville
Yoda's House of Pancakes
date Posted: Jun 29, 2009 7:51 AM
No dead Michael Jackson comments yet? C'mon folks, don't be chickens!

Didja hear that Ani used parts of MJ in his podracer?
Yeah, he needed a new gas Pedo!

(and feel free to pedofile this one in the bin marked "tasteless joke")
slow
Slow's Rebel Ramblings
date Posted: Jun 29, 2009 10:33 AM
So long as it didn't bring Thomas Naguchi
leia19886
Someone get this big walking carpet out of my way ...
date Posted: Jun 29, 2009 2:43 PM
LoL!!

and I thaught they smelled bad on the outside ;)
  darthlando22
The Starship Enterprise
date Posted: Jun 29, 2009 6:48 PM
I don't know enough about coroners and autopsy to find this funny.

Maybe they're all college grads in coron... ology... and thought it would be funny to bring all their cadavers... Stooge, I need help on this one.
  zach starwalker
date Posted: Jun 29, 2009 7:36 PM
A little tasteless considering the obituaries in the last week or so. But still morbidly funny...
leia19886
Someone get this big walking carpet out of my way ...
date Posted: Jun 29, 2009 9:47 PM
blog roll - - is it members of the rebal allience?
cuz if not I'm just as confussed as everyone else?:|
  NecRomance
date Posted: Jun 29, 2009 11:38 PM
Makes you wonder what the coffins for some of those aliens looked like. I mean, does the coffin for that two-headed guy come in a Y-shape? Is the death of a Hutt a coffin-maker's wet dream?

Disturbing, these questions are. Meditate on this, I will not. :D
The Stooge
Star Wars Joke-A-Day
date Posted: Jun 30, 2009 5:06 AM
You're going high brow on me again and I can't follow. Dumb it down for the masses out here, please.

I just love that, for once, I'm not accused of dumbing down the blogs.

It's amazing how adding a letter here or there to a word can make a joke, and make it funny, I'd ca-d(h)ave to say!

Braaaaaaaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnnnsssssss.

I'm sorry, don't know what came over me there.

*Deathly silence*
*One lone giggle*


I'm like the zombie comedian... who died on stage...
The Stooge
Star Wars Joke-A-Day
date Posted: Jun 30, 2009 5:06 AM
No dead Michael Jackson comments yet? C'mon folks, don't be chickens!

Well, I'll use my old standby: why did Michael Jackson go to K-Mart?

He heard that boys pants were half off!

Didja hear that Ani used parts of MJ in his podracer?
Yeah, he needed a new gas Pedo!

:^O Love it!

So long as it didn't bring Thomas Naguchi

Amen!

and I thaught they smelled bad on the outside

Braaaaaaaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnnnsssssss.

Whoa, what's going on with me?
The Stooge
Star Wars Joke-A-Day
date Posted: Jun 30, 2009 5:06 AM
Maybe they're all college grads in coron... ology...

Coronell University? That's the best I can do, I'm afraid.

A little tasteless considering the obituaries in the last week or so. But still morbidly funny...

I totally didn't intend it. But I'll take it! :D

blog roll - - is it members of the rebal allience?

Nope. But you're on the right track, I believe...

Makes you wonder what the coffins for some of those aliens looked like. I mean, does the coffin for that two-headed guy come in a Y-shape?

And what if only one of him died?!?

Is the death of a Hutt a coffin-maker's wet dream?

I thought they'd just use the box from Max Rebo's organ.

Not THAT organ! Goodness. :p
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