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by: The Stooge

date posted: Jun 30, 2009 5:18 AM

A Tacky Of The Clones

Who was the tackiest Jedi to ever live?

Kitsch Fisto!

http://blogs.starwars.com/joke/921

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	FAN4YRS A Rebel's Ramblings
date Posted: Jun 30, 2009 5:24 AM He was in. For a few minutes.

	Yodafett117
date Posted: Jun 30, 2009 5:53 AM He was in. For a few minutes. And then he goth cut to pieces.

	NecRomance
date Posted: Jun 30, 2009 6:53 AM Chancellor: "Aha! There you are, Jedi Master Squidward! Want to go jelly-fishing?"

	JediMelindaWolf Try not. Do. Or do not. There is no try.
date Posted: Jun 30, 2009 8:34 AM Good one, Stooge. MTFBWY

	MomOf2YoungPadawan Mamadala's Lair
date Posted: Jun 30, 2009 8:56 AM Better to be kitschy than itchy, I always say

	Premonition_45
date Posted: Jun 30, 2009 8:58 AM May the flair be with you!

	leia19886 Someone get this big walking carpet out of my way ...
date Posted: Jun 30, 2009 11:13 AM squid or no squid there is no jelly

	slow Slow's Rebel Ramblings
date Posted: Jun 30, 2009 11:24 AM Hmmmm, like Audrey Kitching As long as Kitsch found his niche He would smile all the while

	Darth Draconius A Lot of Limericks and Nonsense
date Posted: Jun 30, 2009 11:25 AM Evidently his bling got him blasted.

	darthlando22 The Starship Enterprise
date Posted: Jun 30, 2009 1:36 PM I understood the cadaver one, but not this one.

	zach starwalker
date Posted: Jun 30, 2009 2:55 PM My vocabulary appears to be missing this term. Off to google I go then... Aha. That makes so much more sense. Too bad he couldn't lop off a bunch of garden gnomes heads. He's dead...

	amidalooine The Emotional Galaxy
date Posted: Jun 30, 2009 9:47 PM NO WAY!! What gave him away? The hair/head/tentacle...thingies??

	Darth_Hiram A Journey into The Force
date Posted: Jun 30, 2009 11:40 PM I suppose that's why he was in charge of the annual Jedi Temple garage sale as well.

The Stooge
Star Wars Joke-A-Day

date Posted: Jul 01, 2009 5:40 AM

He was in. For a few minutes.

I still prefer my pet rock.

And then he goth cut to pieces.

Some things never go out of style!

Chancellor: "Aha! There you are, Jedi Master Squidward! Want to go jelly-fishing?"

And then he impaled him.

Good one, Stooge.

Thanks!

Better to be kitschy than itchy, I always say

What do you have against Chewbacca's dad?

May the flair be with you!

The Stooge
Star Wars Joke-A-Day

date Posted: Jul 01, 2009 5:40 AM

squid or no squid there is no jelly

But there is ink.

As long as Kitsch found his niche
He would smile all the while

Love it!

Evidently his bling got him blasted.

I don't blame them one bit.

I understood the cadaver one, but not this one.

I'm batting .500!

Too bad he couldn't lop off a bunch of garden gnomes heads.

Oh google searches, you slay me!

What gave him away? The hair/head/tentacle...thingies??

Which are still trendy on Venice Beach, I might add.

I suppose that's why he was in charge of the annual Jedi Temple garage sale as well.

el oh el

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