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Star Wars Joke-A-Day
date posted: Jul 01, 2009 5:29 AM  |  updated: Jul 01, 2009 5:36 AM
Wednesday One-Liners
Cable network G4 will be broadcasting Lucasfilm's Star Wars panel from the San Diego Comic-Con. Of course, for the full effect, they recommend watching it with a bag of swag on your lap and having not showered for a week.


Following his cameo in the Star Trek movie, R2-D2 can now be seen in the Transformers sequel. Apparently, his power is that he can transform into a lazy in-joke.


Skywalker Trampolines are being recalled... don't know about the rest of you, but I know I was shocked when something named Skywalker turned out to be dangerous and unbalanced.


German scientists are trying to make Moisture Farming into a reality. Well, they already made Stormtroopers a reality, so why not?


Finally, it's been announced that Harrison Ford will be honored by the Wings Over the Rockies Air and Space Museum. Afterwards, he's slated to receive awards from the American Archeological Society and the Android Detectives of the Future Foundation.