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Star Wars Joke-A-Day

by: The Stooge

date posted: Jul 02, 2009 6:05 AM

Force At Home

Why did Darth Vader have such a strange batting stance?

He'd always choke up on the bat!

http://blogs.starwars.com/joke/923

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	FAN4YRS A Rebel's Ramblings
date Posted: Jul 02, 2009 6:13 AM Before he dealt with flyboys it was fly balls!

	darthlando22 The Starship Enterprise
date Posted: Jul 02, 2009 7:40 AM The Empire Strikes back...1...2...3 times! You're out!

	ewanandhaydenfan5 I Have You Now!
date Posted: Jul 02, 2009 7:44 AM And something Vader's teammates often heard as stepped up to the plate: "Apology accepted".

	usetheforce19 MasterMonkey13
date Posted: Jul 02, 2009 7:57 AM ..choke.. The problem is that Vader would always swing to first base so he would always get a force out.

	Gidrea Lightsky The Galaxy According to Gidrea
date Posted: Jul 02, 2009 8:25 AM But did the Umpire strike back?

	NecRomance
date Posted: Jul 02, 2009 9:08 AM Vader, upon slicing the only ball in two with his lightsaber bat: I've altered the ball. Pray I do not alter it further.

	Corterville Yoda's House of Pancakes
date Posted: Jul 02, 2009 9:41 AM He played for my favorite team, too. The Cincinnati Redsabers.

	leia19886 Someone get this big walking carpet out of my way ...
date Posted: Jul 02, 2009 11:00 AM at least he choked his bat instead of putting a cork in it blog roll - people who faught in the clone wars?

	zach starwalker
date Posted: Jul 02, 2009 2:54 PM Another sports jokes? They are like Jar Jar. They just keep coming back...

	Darth_Hiram A Journey into The Force
date Posted: Jul 02, 2009 9:28 PM And then he tried to choke all the players when he found out they were using rebel bases.

	JediMelindaWolf Try not. Do. Or do not. There is no try.
date Posted: Jul 04, 2009 8:25 AM Take me out of the ballgame . . . Darth Vader took this literally. MTFBWY

The Stooge
Star Wars Joke-A-Day

date Posted: Jul 05, 2009 8:22 AM

Before he dealt with flyboys it was fly balls!

Ahoy!

The Empire Strikes back...1...2...3 times! You're out!

I need some crackerjacks.

The snack. Not white guys named Jack.

And something Vader's teammates often heard as stepped up to the plate: "Apology accepted".

I'd be afraid to call him out looking, that's for sure.

The problem is that Vader would always swing to first base so he would always get a force out.

Hence the title...?

The Stooge
Star Wars Joke-A-Day

date Posted: Jul 05, 2009 8:22 AM

But did the Umpire strike back?

Zing!

I've altered the ball. Pray I do not alter it further.

It does have nice stitching, now that you mention it.

He played for my favorite team, too. The Cincinnati Redsabers.

That would only improve the MLB by, I dunno, 20,000%.

at least he choked his bat instead of putting a cork in it

I'm just glad he stayed off the 'roids.

blog roll - people who faught in the clone wars?

How would SoaB fit in with that?

	The Stooge Star Wars Joke-A-Day
date Posted: Jul 05, 2009 8:23 AM Another sports jokes? They are like Jar Jar. They just keep coming back... Like fungus, too. And then he tried to choke all the players when he found out they were using rebel bases. Hey ho! *Take me out of* the ballgame . . .** Always be careful with your words around Sith Lords...

	Darth Draconius A Lot of Limericks and Nonsense
date Posted: Jul 06, 2009 9:44 AM Vader never did have any luck with baseball: Shameless Blug Alert!!

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