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date posted: Jul 05, 2009 8:42 AM
Taking The Plunge
Didja hear that General Grievous was too afraid to go skydiving?


Yeah... his heart was in it, but he didn't have the guts.
http://blogs.starwars.com/joke/924

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nob01
Oil Bath Bubbles
date Posted: Jul 05, 2009 9:17 AM
*cough cough*
"Time to evacuate.... my bowels."
*cough*
Gidrea Lightsky
The Galaxy According to Gidrea
date Posted: Jul 05, 2009 9:58 AM
:^O
  FAN4YRS
A Rebel's Ramblings
date Posted: Jul 05, 2009 12:24 PM
I've been watching those youtube videos, too. :)
leia19886
Someone get this big walking carpet out of my way ...
date Posted: Jul 05, 2009 12:28 PM
I thaught that's how he lost his guts


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  zach starwalker
date Posted: Jul 05, 2009 1:02 PM
He actually had all of his main organs. Just not anything else. Although he did die of some really really bad heartburn.
Sarlacc-Pitt
Slowly Digested Over A Thousand Blogs
date Posted: Jul 05, 2009 7:43 PM
How uncivilized....

:D
  NecRomance
date Posted: Jul 05, 2009 11:41 PM
but he didn't have the guts.

Which is odd, as his voice could be described as "guttural".
The Stooge
Star Wars Joke-A-Day
date Posted: Jul 06, 2009 5:26 AM
*cough cough*

Is that the response from the audience?

"Time to evacuate.... my bowels."

I love July 4th weekend. :D

I've been watching those youtube videos, too.

Huh?

blog roll - - people in or around Luke Skywalker's life

Nope. You may be overthinking this. Though bless your soul for at least trying!

Although he did die of some really really bad heartburn.

Well, yes. <--------Shameless Blug Alert!

How uncivilized....

Ahoy!

Which is odd, as his voice could be described as "guttural".

If there's one thing that life has taught us, it's that fate is ironic. Especially for cybernetic beings.
Darth Draconius
A Lot of Limericks and Nonsense
date Posted: Jul 06, 2009 9:41 AM
Yeah... his heart was in it, but he didn't have the guts.

Ah, yes, the devil is always in the entrails. ]:)
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