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Comment of the Week:
"When he told everyone he was dating a Singer, nobody realized he meant he was boinking the sewing machine."
        -- Corterville, on the lisping Analysis Droid
 

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Limerick Friday! Love for sale.
Nov 20, 2009 05:34 AM
Grande Master Didja hear about the Jedi who worked at Starbucks?
Nov 19, 2009 02:51 PM
Chowing Down On Hoth Why did Luke Skywalker eat a meal in his snowspeeder?
Nov 18, 2009 05:31 AM
No Such Thing As Luck Why did Darth Vader study probability?
Nov 17, 2009 03:04 PM
In Good Hands Why did Shmi Skywalker bring C-3PO to an insurance broker?
Nov 16, 2009 08:01 AM
Tolled You, Did He Why did Luke Skywalker never have to stop on toll roads?
Nov 12, 2009 01:16 PM
Taken On Tatooine Didja hear that Uncle Owen got scammed by a one-eyed Jawa?
Nov 10, 2009 01:05 PM
Endor Ensemble Why did the Ewoks tell Luke, Han, and Chewbacca to sing in unison?
Nov 09, 2009 01:41 PM
Limerick Friday! Worse than a yearbook photo...
Nov 06, 2009 05:31 AM
Top Ten Time #42 Hail to the geek!
Nov 05, 2009 12:08 PM
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