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"When he told everyone he was dating a Singer, nobody realized he meant he was boinking the sewing machine."
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Your Weapons... You Will Not Need Them Why did Yoda get a job at a nightclub?
May 28, 2009 05:30 AM
Location, Location, Location Didja hear that Obi-Wan Kenobi bought a castle for Lama Su?
May 27, 2009 04:50 AM
The Wampa Dance Why did Luke get down and boogie after leaving the bacta tank?
May 26, 2009 05:20 AM
Quite Well Protected Why were people afraid of Han Solo after he was frozen in carbonite?
May 25, 2009 07:56 AM
Tapping Into Energy Which Jedi Knight believed in meditative stances and traditional Chinese medicine?
May 24, 2009 08:14 AM
Limerick Friday! A salute to something irritating... that gets everywhere
May 22, 2009 05:13 AM
Playing Craps In Mos Vegas How did Luke Skywalker keep rolling a Hard Eight?
May 21, 2009 05:21 AM
Wednesday One-Liners In the UK, two sets of stormtrooper armor were stolen out of a car...
May 20, 2009 05:10 AM
Top Ten Time #41 In honor of the tenth anniversary of The Phantom Menace...
May 19, 2009 05:24 AM
Fruit Of The Gloom Why did Luke Skywalker buy a bunch of strawberries, blueberries, and grapes?
May 18, 2009 05:16 AM
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