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"When he told everyone he was dating a Singer, nobody realized he meant he was boinking the sewing machine."
        -- Corterville, on the lisping Analysis Droid
 

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Hanging Around On Hoth How did Luke Skywalker introduce himself to the wampa?
May 17, 2009 12:30 PM
Limerick Friday! A young farmboy with only one thing on his mind...
May 15, 2009 05:14 AM
The Operetta Of The Sith Will Never Return Why did Mace Windu tell Anakin Skywalker to stop singing German opera?
May 14, 2009 05:11 AM
Maestro Of The Force Which Jedi Knight was known for building pianos?
May 13, 2009 05:19 AM
Haydn Christensen Why wasn't Anakin Skywalker allowed to listen to classical music?
May 12, 2009 05:17 AM
Shmi Cleaning Why did Anakin Skywalker's dying mother spray him with water?
May 11, 2009 05:10 AM
Topical Humor... Or Perhaps Intravenous Why did Manny Ramirez travel to Hoth?
May 10, 2009 08:35 AM
Limerick Friday! A first encounter on the planet Endor...
May 08, 2009 05:10 AM
Force Powered Why didn't Qui-Gon Jinn provide gasoline for Anakin Skywalker's podracer?
May 07, 2009 05:14 AM
Wednesday One-Liners In case you missed it, Monday was Star Wars Day...
May 06, 2009 05:15 AM
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