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Comment of the Week:
"When he told everyone he was dating a Singer, nobody realized he meant he was boinking the sewing machine."
        -- Corterville, on the lisping Analysis Droid
 

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Sew Sorry Didja hear about the lisping Analysis Droid who became a seamstress?
Nov 04, 2009 05:48 AM
Variation on a Classic A dewback walks into the Mos Eisley Cantina and orders a Gamorrean beer...
Nov 03, 2009 05:33 AM
Voting With Her Feet Didja hear about the cobbler who worked for the Separatists?
Nov 02, 2009 10:25 AM
Limerick Friday! Untold tales of the bounty hunters... untold for a reason.
Oct 30, 2009 05:27 AM
Calling The Shots Why did Luke Skywalker take Darth Vader to the whiskey factory?
Oct 29, 2009 08:31 AM
Now You See Him... Why did the Jedi put his robe on a starfighter?
Oct 28, 2009 05:52 AM
Limerick Friday! Including both Shameless and Non-Shameless Blugs!
Oct 23, 2009 05:35 AM
Moisture Mortgage How did owning a home lead to Uncle Owen's death?
Oct 22, 2009 05:20 AM
Learning To Fly Didja hear that Luke Skywalker took driver's ed on Dagobah?
Oct 20, 2009 09:14 AM
Scratching The Surface Why did the Rebels on Endor start to itch?
Oct 18, 2009 10:42 AM
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