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Comment of the Week:
"When he told everyone he was dating a Singer, nobody realized he meant he was boinking the sewing machine."
        -- Corterville, on the lisping Analysis Droid
 

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Construction Introduction Why did Princess Leia buy a hard hat and shovel?
Oct 15, 2009 05:36 AM
Accidents Will Happen Why couldn't the baby fly a starship?
Oct 14, 2009 05:29 AM
Wingin' It Didja hear about the chicken who became a Rebel pilot?
Oct 13, 2009 05:40 AM
Extra Baggage Why did Queen Amidala bring her luggage to Coruscant?
Oct 08, 2009 05:30 AM
Robot Revolution Didja hear about the Civil War epic starring a bunch of droids?
Oct 07, 2009 05:43 AM
Limerick Friday! Cheap old Jedi...
Oct 02, 2009 05:42 AM
Clear As A Hologram Which droid was completely transparent?
Oct 01, 2009 05:21 AM
The Sweetest Jedi Didja hear that General Grievous was touched by Obi-Wan's act of kindness?
Sep 30, 2009 05:25 AM
Truant On Naboo Why did Queen Amidala always ditch school on exam day?
Sep 29, 2009 05:44 AM
Limerick Friday The woman was a saint.
Sep 25, 2009 05:17 AM
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