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Star Wars Joke-A-Day (gone fishin')
Laugh it up, fuzzball. (Got some holidays coming up and some projects to tackle. I hope to be blogging again soon!)


Comment of the Week:
"Let's see:
- Luke witnesses the burnt carcasses of his aunt and uncle
- His mentor is killed right in front of him by one of the most evil and infamous people in the galaxy.
- Luke has his hand cut off by the same person who killed his mentor
- Luke finds out his father is a mass-murdering, power-crazed cyborg intent upon galactic domination and converting his own son to the dark-side
- Luke is in love with a woman whom he now learns is his sister

I have no idea why this person would have any reason to pick up a drink - ?:|"
        --Darth Draconius
 

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Aug 21, 2008 07:23 AM
May The Horse Be With You Didja hear about the Jedi Knight who was half horse, half human?
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Limerick Friday! Go see Clone Wars! The box-office battle is on!
Aug 15, 2008 11:21 AM
Dark Lord Of The Licks Why did Darth Vader go to Guitar Center?
Aug 14, 2008 07:44 AM
Star Wars Will Fall At The Box-Office Here's why that's not a bad thing.
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