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Comment of the Week:
"When he told everyone he was dating a Singer, nobody realized he meant he was boinking the sewing machine."
        -- Corterville, on the lisping Analysis Droid
 

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Don't Get Any Funny Ideas Didja hear about the lazy comedian who attacked the Death Star?
Sep 24, 2009 05:21 AM
Wednesday One-Liners Orlando appears to be a front-runner to host Celebration V...
Sep 23, 2009 05:47 AM
Several Creatures Approaching Didja hear about the Sand People who could detect intruders from a distance?
Sep 22, 2009 05:13 AM
Battle Droid Trance Dance Where did the Separatist army listen to electronica?
Sep 21, 2009 07:58 AM
Out Of Odor Why did Anakin Skywalker smell better than everyone else on the Jedi Council?
Aug 18, 2009 05:46 AM
Powered By Palpatine How did the Empire measure the Death Star's electric current?
Aug 17, 2009 05:38 AM
Variation on a Classic Supreme Chancellor Palpatine arrives to the Coruscant Opera House with a surprise guest...
Aug 16, 2009 10:59 AM
Limerick Friday! A marriage surprise for Padme Amidala...
Aug 14, 2009 05:22 AM
Attack Of The Crotch Didja hear about the Rebel pilot who hit everyone in the groin?
Aug 13, 2009 05:32 AM
The Dark, Rich, And Creamy Side Of The Force How did chocolate milk contribute to Anakin Skywalker's downfall?
Aug 11, 2009 05:37 AM
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