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"He passionately slithered the end of his tentacle along her spine, fully enjoying the sensation of her coarse, cracked skin as it abrased the underside of his soft, gooey flesh. If she was the one in heat, then why was he the one that felt on fire?"
        --Corterville, from his bestseller Love Within the Trash Compactor Walls
 

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