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"When he told everyone he was dating a Singer, nobody realized he meant he was boinking the sewing machine."
        -- Corterville, on the lisping Analysis Droid
 

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Mounting A Comeback Why did Han Solo send his dead tauntaun to a taxidermist?
Jul 28, 2009 05:30 AM
Where The Real Money Is Why did Sly Moore get a job in construction?
Jul 27, 2009 05:29 AM
Safe Deposit Bib Didja hear that Jabba's majordomo went to work at a bank?
Jul 26, 2009 10:43 AM
Limerick Friday! A tribute to the first big announcement of Comic-Con!
Jul 24, 2009 05:22 AM
Remote Patrol Didja hear about the Imperial walker that had a hollow center and didn't require drivers?
Jul 23, 2009 05:32 AM
Wednesday One-Liners Kids in Michigan recently attended a Star Wars summer camp...
Jul 22, 2009 05:26 AM
Bohemian Jedi Why did Anakin Skywalker go to a Post-Impressionist art museum?
Jul 21, 2009 05:29 AM
Limerick Friday! Choose your elected officials carefully...
Jul 10, 2009 05:43 AM
Dessert Of The Jedi Why would Mace Windu never mix tapioca and chocolate?
Jul 09, 2009 05:40 AM
Darth Sleepyous Why did Palpatine lay down for a nap?
Jul 08, 2009 05:30 AM
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