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"When he told everyone he was dating a Singer, nobody realized he meant he was boinking the sewing machine."
        -- Corterville, on the lisping Analysis Droid
 

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Variation on a Classic An out-of-work Geonosian is hanging outside the execution arena...
Jul 06, 2009 05:22 AM
Taking The Plunge Didja hear that General Grievous was too afraid to go skydiving?
Jul 05, 2009 08:42 AM
Force At Home Why did Darth Vader have such a strange batting stance?
Jul 02, 2009 06:05 AM
Wednesday One-Liners Amazing info from across the galaxy!
Jul 01, 2009 05:29 AM
A Tacky Of The Clones Who was the tackiest Jedi to ever live?
Jun 30, 2009 05:18 AM
May The Corpse Be With You Didja hear about the cadavers who went to the Boonta Eve Classic?
Jun 29, 2009 05:17 AM
Sith Tax Didja hear that the Emperor made Darth Vader pay a fine?
Jun 28, 2009 08:41 AM
Limerick Friday! A good stylist is hard to find...
Jun 26, 2009 05:18 AM
C-3PBS Why did R2-D2 turn on Sesame Street for Droids?
Jun 25, 2009 05:41 AM
Jedi High Didja hear that Obi-Wan Kenobi got on the varsity fencing team?
Jun 24, 2009 05:22 AM
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