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Comment of the Week:
"When he told everyone he was dating a Singer, nobody realized he meant he was boinking the sewing machine."
        -- Corterville, on the lisping Analysis Droid
 

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May The Quart Be With You Why did the Rebels attack the Death Star with small weights and measures?
Jun 23, 2009 05:49 AM
Bright Idea #22 How many astromech droids does it take to change a lightbulb?
Jun 22, 2009 05:53 AM
For All You Dads Out There What did the poodoo say to the Bantha?
Jun 21, 2009 11:01 AM
Limerick Friday! He never saw it coming.
Jun 19, 2009 05:42 AM
Deep Deposits Of Dagobah Why did Yoda refuse to dig for oil?
Jun 18, 2009 05:43 AM
Wednesday One-Liners News and views you can't refuse!
Jun 17, 2009 05:38 AM
This... Is HNN Didja hear that Darth Vader tried to become a sitcom star?
Jun 16, 2009 05:30 AM
Haven't Got Time For Anything Else Didja hear that Han Solo took Princess Leia to New Orleans?
Jun 15, 2009 05:32 AM
Tatooine Tunes Why didn't Shmi Skywalker want Anakin to join a singing group?
Jun 14, 2009 07:36 AM
Limerick Friday! There once was an uncle named Owen...
Jun 12, 2009 05:33 AM
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