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"When he told everyone he was dating a Singer, nobody realized he meant he was boinking the sewing machine."
        -- Corterville, on the lisping Analysis Droid
 

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Consider This Which Sith Lord spent too long thinking things over?
Jun 11, 2009 05:25 AM
He Won't Make It Legal Why did Obi-Wan Kenobi never become a lawyer?
Jun 09, 2009 04:28 AM
It Flue The Kessel Run Didja hear that Han Solo had a chimney installed on the Millennium Falcon?
Jun 08, 2009 05:27 AM
Cloaking Device Why was Obi-Wan always checking to see if his robe was ripped?
Jun 07, 2009 08:47 AM
Limerick Friday! He just needed some affection...
Jun 05, 2009 05:20 AM
Variation on a Classic Master Yoda goes to the Jedi physician...
Jun 04, 2009 05:19 AM
Wednesday One-Liners Star Wars is everywhere... for better or for worse...
Jun 03, 2009 05:11 AM
Knock Knock #38 Who's there?
Jun 02, 2009 05:20 AM
Lost A Lotta Lava Who got blamed for the destruction of the Mustafar mining facility?
Jun 01, 2009 05:25 AM
State Farm Of Dagobah Why did Yoda give Luke Skywalker a good rate on his auto insurance?
May 31, 2009 12:47 PM
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