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&lt;a href="http://i100.photobucket.com/albums/m24/kittygill/stooge1.jpg" target="_blank"&gt;Comment of&lt;/a&gt;&lt;a href="http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b38/DarthVader_ROTS/Stooge.jpg" target="_blank"&gt;  the Week&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;br /&gt;
"&lt;i&gt;*Obi-Wan finishes making a purchase on his datapad in the cockpit of his ship*&lt;br /&gt;
*&lt;a href="http://blogs.starwars.com/joke/614" target="_blank"&gt;seismic charges&lt;/a&gt; suddenly appear, break nearby asteroids, and send chunks flying into Obi-Wan's ship*&lt;br /&gt;
*ship goes spinning out of control*&lt;br /&gt;
*R4's head swivels towards the camera*&lt;br /&gt;
*R4 beeps frantically, and subtitles appear.....*&lt;br /&gt;
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What's in your wallet?!?!?!&lt;/i&gt;"&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;nbsp; &amp;nbsp; &amp;nbsp; &amp;nbsp;  --&lt;b&gt;&lt;a href="http://blogs.starwars.com/Jade_Sabre777_luminous" target="_blank"&gt;Jade Sabre777&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/b&gt;</description><language>en-us</language><item><title>Limerick Friday!</title><link>http://blogs.starwars.com/joke/622</link><author>The Stooge</author><description>High stakes poker?&lt;br /&gt;
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