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<rss version="2.0"><channel><title>Star Wars Joke-A-Day</title><link>http://blogs.starwars.com/joke</link><description>Laugh it up, fuzzball.&lt;br /&gt;
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"As Tarkin exclaimed (off-screen) after they blew up Alderaan: I hereby declare the Death Star as opened, fully armed and very much operational!"&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;nbsp; &amp;nbsp; &amp;nbsp; &amp;nbsp;  -- &lt;b&gt;&lt;a href="http://blogs.starwars.com/turgon" target="_blank"&gt;Tu®gon&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/b&gt;, on Alderaan's &lt;a href="http://blogs.starwars.com/joke/966" target="_blank"&gt;groundbreaking&lt;/a&gt;</description><language>en-us</language><item><title>Limerick Friday!</title><link>http://blogs.starwars.com/joke/978</link><author>The Stooge</author><description>Worse than a yearbook photo...</description><category>Misc</category><pubDate>Nov 06, 2009 05:31 AM</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">starwars.com-blog-3730-978</guid></item><item><title>Top Ten Time #42</title><link>http://blogs.starwars.com/joke/977</link><author>The Stooge</author><description>Hail to the geek!</description><category>Misc</category><pubDate>Nov 05, 2009 12:08 PM</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">starwars.com-blog-3730-977</guid></item><item><title>Sew Sorry</title><link>http://blogs.starwars.com/joke/976</link><author>The 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