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I was a Teenage Jedi
date posted: May 02, 2008 8:41 PM
Rejected Jedi Codes
I think it's fair to say that most of us here are familiar with the Jedi Code:

There is no emotion, there is peace.
There is no ignorance, there is knowledge.
There is no passion, there is serenity.
There is no death, there is only the Force.


But did you know that there Jedi Code went through a number of other proposed variations before the Council settled on the above text? For instance, the original proposal went something like this:

There is no peanut, there is butter
There is no band, there is a wagon
There is no Tic, there is a Tac and a Toe
There is no Boogey; there is only a man


For obvious reasons, the Council by-and-large rejected this proposal. Next, a faction of Jedi Purists emerged pushing this Code:

There is no beak on the Sarlacc, there is a giant hole.
There is no Jedi Rocks, there is Lapti Nek.
There is no Hayden Christiansen, there is Sebastian Shaw.
There is no Special Edition, there is only the Holy Trilogy.


This variation actually took hold and caught on for a while, finally being settled by a full-out Council brawl. While it's unclear who shot first, the dissenters walked away with victory, and the discussion started anew. A Jedi who was also a B'omarr Monk proposed this next one:

There are no eyes, there is sight.
There are no ears, there is sound.
There is no nose, there is smell.
There are no sensory organs, there is only observation.


Unfortunately for that Monk Jedi, none of the other Jedi really got it, so they moved on. The next was proposed by the Temple Babysitter:

There is no talking out of turn, there is raising your hand.
There is no unauthorized Force use, there is proper training.
There is no staying up past lights out, there is a good night's sleep.
There is no horseplay, there is only good behavior.


The Council decided, however, that they wanted the Code to have more application than just for Younglings, however. One Master got the bright idea that if they did it right, they could make some money off of the Code:

There is no other cell provider, there is Herizon.
There is no other soft drink, there is Kroak-Cola.
There is no other speeder, there is Chevinrolet
There is no other cereal, there is Admiral Ackbar Crunch.


Some of the other Jedi argued that they couldn't possibly make enough money to justify this sort of product placement, however, so it was back to the drawing board. One young Councilmember thought he hit gold with this:

There is no Enterprise, there is the Millenium Falcon.
There are no Vulcans, there are Wookiees.
There are no phasers, there are lightsabers.
There is no guy with putty on his face, there is a Giant Green Star Wars Rabbit.


...Luckily for all of us, the Jedi Council did finally settle on the Jedi Code as we know it. But the road to its creation was a long and difficult one.

Are you privy to any other suggested Jedi Codes that ended up in the trash bin? Please share in the comments section! :)

Sarlacc-Pitt
Slowly Digested Over A Thousand Blogs
date Posted: May 02, 2008 10:03 PM
OMG - :^O

Loved them all, but...

There is no beak on the Sarlacc, there is a giant hole.
There is no Jedi Rocks, there is Lapti Nek.
There is no Hayden Christiansen, there is Sebastian Shaw.
There is no Special Edition, there is only the Holy Trilogy.


... this one is brilliant!

Awesome work!

:^O
DJ Maul: Got Feet?
DJ Maul's Dancin' Cantina Party
date Posted: May 03, 2008 8:49 AM
Excellent! :^O

all very well done but this is MY fave:

There is no Enterprise, there is the Millenium Falcon.
There are no Vulcans, there are Wookiees.
There are no phasers, there are lightsabers.
There is no guy with putty on his face, there is a Giant Green Star Wars Rabbit.


Live Long and prosper Jaxon....:^O
Lord Harald
The Council of Evil
date Posted: May 03, 2008 8:53 AM
Good stuff, how about this?

There is no hobbits, there are ugnaughts.
There is no dwarfs, there are twi'leks.
There is no Ring, there is only the Force.
Elves are a bunch of hippies, the Empire rules.
usetheforce19
MasterMonkey13
date Posted: May 03, 2008 4:50 PM
Good stuff! :^O

Jade Sabre777
A luminous being, I am...
date Posted: May 03, 2008 8:54 PM
These are my faves:
There is no beak on the Sarlacc, there is a giant hole...
There is no talking out of turn, there is raising your hand...
There is no Enterprise, there is the Millenium Falcon...

:^O :^O :^O

Awesome blog! :D
Jade Sabre777
A luminous being, I am...
date Posted: May 03, 2008 8:57 PM
Hmmm....I'm helping out with the munchkins tomorrow at church. Maybe I should try that Jedi Code reject out with them...... :D
Darth_Hiram
A Journey into The Force
date Posted: May 03, 2008 10:55 PM
Ha! Excellent list of the other codes we did not know!
The Stooge
Star Wars Joke-A-Day (gone fishin')
date Posted: May 04, 2008 12:15 AM
Terrificly funny stuff!

There are no boxers, there are only briefs--

Y'know what, I'm gonna stop that before it gets nasty.
jediprincess77
I Don't Know Where You Get Your Delusions...
date Posted: May 04, 2008 8:04 AM
While it's unclear who shot first, the dissenters walked away with victory, and the discussion started anew.

:^O Heeheeheeeeee!

Great Codes!!!
  SmartJedi321
date Posted: May 04, 2008 8:07 AM
...................................... hahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahaahahahahahha wooooohhh that was the funniest thign ive ever read and ive read some funny things
YainiFett
Kyrimout Mountains
date Posted: May 07, 2008 6:04 AM
Cool! You inspired me to do the Mando Code!
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