As long as we're all going through Stooge withdrawals, I figured I'd offer up the following variation on a classic to help fill the time without him (and yes, I know this is a pretty lame joke):

Hermi Odle goes to the Mos Eisley Food Stand, where he picks up one zoochberry dumpling, a few Gorba melts, a couple of QuickSnack dinners, a quart of Jawa Juice, and a pack of StarFries. He drops these items off on the checkout counter and the Twi'lek cashier begins to ring them up. As she does so, she says, "Oh, I can see that you're single."

Hermi, amazed and confused, looks down at his items and says, "You're absolutely right! How can you tell?"

And the Twi'lek replies, "Because you're so damn ugly!"