The door closes. You hear screams. But the droid lost no poisons. What really happened behind that cell door? FInd out here!

The troopers walk away but the screaming is not from Leia being poisoned.

Inside the room:

Darth Vader: Okay Princess this is your final chance. Where is the rebel base?

Leia: I'll never tell you!

Darth Vader: Okay then. Then I will have to use the most deadly power I know...Force Tickle! (DN DN DNNNNNN!)

Leia: No. Please no.

DV: You have left me no other option.

(Leia is tickled for 5 minutes)

DV: Interesting. You will not tell me where the rebel base is?

Leia: No! Never.

DV: Then I will resort to the ultimate torture! Stand up comedy by Jar jar Binks!

Leia: No. Please no. Just read your damn script!

DV: I see. Where would of these scripts?

Leia: Just look in your dressing room!

DV: What dressing room? I wear the same suit all the time! Why the Force would I need a dressing room?!

Leia: Fine. Heres what will happen. Soon a young teenage boy with spots all over his face will come along and rescue me. Then we'll escape and live on a planet called Sweden and have several children called not Bob!
(Come on MM13 you know its good!)

DV: All right. then. Two can play at this game. You have a brother called Luke Skywalker and I'm your father !

Leia: Oh well done you've just ruined the next two movies! How is George Lucas supposed to make money now?

DV: Ah ha. So one of the rebel leaders is called George Lucas!

Leia: I give up! I'm going back to bed!

(Later in the Death Star viewing room)

DV: She was resistant to all possible types of torture Grand Moff Tarkin.

GMT: Very well send in the last resort torturer!

DV: You dont mean "The Scrooge"! (DN DN DNNNNNN!)


Re'turcye mhi! and MTFBWY!

Vor'e for reading!