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Kyrimout Mountains
by: YainiFett
date posted: May 02, 2008 6:00 AM  | 
updated: May 02, 2008 6:12 AM
How to write a Star Wars blog?
Ever started a blog but couldnt think about the rest of it? I had the same problem until I made this...

How to write a Star Wars blog

1. Sit in a straight, comfortable chair in a well-lit place.
2. Check your email.
3. Read over your ideas carefully to make certain what you're going to do.
4. Walk down to the vending machines and buy some coffee to help you concentrate.
5. Check your email.
6. Look at other blogs and chat with your friend from class. If your friend hasn't read the blog read it to them to gain inspiration and to help you concentrate.
7. When you get back to your computer sit in a straight, comfortable chair in a clean, well-lit place.
8. Read over the blog title you chose again to make absolutely certain you understand it.
9. Check your email.
10. You know, you haven't written to that kid you met at camp since fourth grade. You'd better write that letter now and get it out of the way so you can concentrate.
11. Look at your teeth in a) the monitor reflection or b) a compact mirror.
12. Listen to one album of your favorite album and that's it, seriously, as soon as it's over you are going to start that blog.
13. Listen to the other album.
14. Check your email.
15. Rearrange all of your songs on your iPod into alphabetical order.
16. Sit in a straight, comfortable chair in a clean, well-lit place .
17. Read over the title again; roll the words across your tongue; savor their special flavor.
18. Check your email.
19. Check the newspaper listings to make sure you aren't missing something truly worthwhile on TV.
20. Catch the last hour of "Soul Brother of Kung Fu" on Channel 26.
21. Check your email.
22. Look at your tongue in the ) the monitor reflection or b) a compact mirror.
23. Sit down and do some serious thinking about your plans for the future.
24. Open your door and check to see if there are any mysterious, trenchcoated strangers lurking in the hall.
25. Check your email.
26. Sit in a straight, comfortable chair in a clean, well-lighted place.
27. Read over the title one more time, just for the heck of it.
28. Scoot your chair across the room to the window and watch the kids run around the playground.
29. Lie face down on the floor and moan.
30. Check your email.
31. Leap up and write the paper.
32. Type the paper, and while you're at it, check your email.
33. Complain to some sympathetic friends that you didn't get any sleep last night because you had to write that darn blog.

Maybe this will help you... but probably not!

Re'turcye mhi! and MTFBWY


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